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🐋 WHALE WATCH : Bitcoin long term holder supply hit a new all time high per Coinglass.
Long-term holders arenot selling. They are absorbing supply while short term traders churn. When the next demand surge hits the float wont be there to meet it.
The supply squeeze is loading now.

I've been reflecting on my journey lately.
In my next post, I'll share how things have been across both TikTok and X
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$DEXE This move is definitely strong enough— it directly hit my target zone. Since my expectations have been met, I’m going to step back and lock in the gains for now. I’m pretty satisfied with this trade’s profit of over $900. If you’re still in the car, keep an eye on how things play out next—watch the risk and don’t go in too heavy.

No fighting over how long things take—only aim for 2029 without blowing up.
Go slower and you’ll go farther; find the opportunity to add a heavy position again.
BTC: enter a long at 655; short at 670 for a light/mid-position.
ETH: short at 1980; short at 2050 for the mid-position; go long at 1833-1851.
Right now, it’s still a ranging market. Long and short can both be traded—if you don’t take heavy positions, you basically won’t get wiped out. The bigger direction is turning bullish: go long can be held longer, while shorts need to run fast.

$BROCCOLIF3B Watch for long opportunities.
The dip-buying capital held at this level. It may currently be building up for a rebound, preparing to go into the next upswing.
For entry, you can watch the 0.007156 to 0.00734 range. The upside target is first 0.008100; if it keeps gaining momentum, it may touch 0.008782. Place the defensive level at 0.006798.
Be mindful of risk: if the 0.0072 support doesn’t hold, the bullish structure may fail. Don’t go all-in—manage your position size well. Also, $MIRA and $SNDK can be considered for a long direction as well, just in passing.

$LAB Focus on the short side. Right now, everyone is rushing in to抢 the rebound, but I think this rebound could turn into a bull trap. The current rejection zone has already activated; the 4-hour shorting logic remains valid, and the daily chart is still ranging. There’s a clear reaction in the price area from 0.15609 to 0.15862. Check the 15-minute RSI—it’s still at 49. The downside room for the shorts is there, and volume/flow has also confirmed genuine sell-side participation. You can look for entry opportunities around 0.156 to 0.158. Down below, you may see 0.143 or even lower. But don’t

When does Robinhood’s “Battle of a Hundred Groups” end?
I’m getting tired of it.

Trump leads his family in the crypto industry—once they’ve made enough, do they set rules on the spot?
In the draft of the revamped CLARITY Act, the White House surprisingly agreed to ethical restrictions: bans on presidents and officials from profiting from issuing coins during their terms, with the validity period precisely capped to January 2029 (right after the term ends).
They cash out the WLFI and MeMe coin “harvest” into their pockets, and pair it with legislation that seals the way for other officials—Trump is just too badass.

RWA market share is starting to look less like a winner-takes-all game.
The market has reached $43.7B across 118 issuers, but leadership is still highly fragmented:
@SkyEcosystem 10.6%
@Securitize 10.0%
@Ondo 8.0%
@circle 6.8%
@tether 5.9%
@FTI_US 5.6%
@justokenglobal 5.1%
@tradable_xyz 5.0%
@Paxos 4.2%
@maplefinance 3.8%
Others: 35%
What stands out to me is that no issuer controls even 11% of the market yet.
The RWA race still feels wide open, and distribution, product utility, and DeFi integrations may matter more than simply being early.
Data @tokenterminal

#Bitcoin MVRV Momentum: Undervalued Signal 📊
📝 MVRV Momentum sits at 0.77, beneath the 'Undervalued' 0.8 line and well below the Mean (1.0) as observed on the chart.
📍 This level has historically marked optimal accumulation zones, often preceding significant market rallies in prior cycles.
💡 Such undervaluation, amidst retail 'Fear' but with renewed institutional inflows, points to active smart money $BTC accumulation.

$BLESS BLSH’s current trend is relatively weak; rebounds lack strength, and the price is continuously under pressure. The bearish trend has not clearly ended yet. Overhead resistance keeps capping it, and each rebound feels more like an opportunity to give shorts a better entry.
From a funding/flow perspective, short-term buy-side follow-through is insufficient and market sentiment is cautious. If the market cannot quickly reclaim key resistance levels afterward, there is likely still room for further pullbacks.
In terms of trading, you can consider short opportunities after the rebound, movin

$BTW This short position move is completely in line with expectations. It has already accurately hit the TP3 level. Friends who entered earlier should have already taken profits. If you didn’t get on earlier, at this point don’t blindly chase another short—there may be risk. Keep watching and patiently wait for the next trading structure to form.

🚨 BREAKING: Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong says the CLARITY Act is "ready for a full Senate floor vote," warning that Coinbase could move parts of its business offshore if Congress fails to act.
"The status quo is not going to work."

BNB has been ranging today around 565 to 573u, with yesterday’s close at 579u; it fell back earlier in the day.
Over the past two days, overall risk appetite has been returning. BTC has risen above 65ku, and the Nasdaq is also up, but BNB hasn’t kept up today and is showing weaker performance.
There’s some data from a certain chain these past two days: 24-hour transaction fee revenue is $220k, and the project team’s net revenue is $22,200—so it’s at a normal level, nothing special.
On price, over the past 12 months it has fallen by nearly 18%. The 52-week high reached 1,373u, and now it’s down

Among companies that sell shovels, NVIDIA still has the highest level of certainty. When the market buys certainty, it buys NVIDIA—especially as AI capital expenditures increase.