Biden’s son meme coin $LAPTOP is here, with an on-chain price temporarily reported at $247.
How is this thing already at an FDV of $247 billion and a circulating market cap of $74.5 billion?
Take a look at the trading volume: $7.3 million. Is this another case of having a price but no liquidity?
I’m not getting involved. I’ll watch you get rich. Losers of solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN can go farm an airdrop~!

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Luna_Staran hour ago

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CryptoForestKai 25 minutes ago

This is purely because market sentiment is good—it casually tossed out some gold coins, and one just happened to hit me on the head.

When the market plunged intraday, everyone was running. I judged at the time that this kind of sell-off reflected insufficient buying support. Every rebound was weak and limp. It looked like the market was about to stabilize, but in reality, it was heavily baiting longs.

Sure enough, during the market’s second test of the lows in the early hours a few days ago, the short position I flagged at 0.05769 has now reached 0.05575, with a return of +238.6%. Good eno

XRP+2.62%

SOL+1.91%

KatyPaty4 hours ago

U.S.-Iran Conflict Keeps Escalating! Brent crude approaches $100.

LIVE2,806

CryptoAnu 13 minutes ago

Other memes copy dogs and frogs.
$LAPTOP copies a national scandal.
Innovation.

DOGS-0.85%

Joestar 2 hours ago

Recently i calculated Variational revenue per M of volume and was pretty disappointed
It's as low as Lighter, so i asked the team and i wasn't ready for the answer:
Hyperliquid or Lighter margin revenue doesn't scale with activity, they're just taking fees from users or premium users
Variational is actually generating a lot of revenue, 5M gross revenue, but they have a lot of hedging costs, that's why they're generating "only" 2,3M net
That's where it gets interesting
The more activity and positions there are on Variational, the less they have to hedge because more positions are netting each o

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SatoshiClub 2 hours ago

BREAKING: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin has officially launched.
The token was temporarily quoted at $247, implying:
- 247 BILLION FDV
- $74.6 BILLION circulating market cap
Who is buying $LAPTOP at that valuation? 🤣

CryptoJourney12 hours ago

$NEAR ‌ is up 14% – but $2.63 resistance is about to decide the entire trend!"
Near Protocol is up +14.22% today to $2.6091, after hitting a 24h high of $2.6319 and a low of $2.2429. Volume is solid at 6.00M tokens traded – that's real interest. EMA5 ($2.5371), EMA10 ($2.4738), and EMA30 ($2.3897) are all below price – a bullish alignment. MACD is positive at 0.0304, with DIF (0.0590) well above DEA (0.0286) – momentum is clearly to the upside. Volume is also confirming the move, with MA5 (419.63K) above MA10 (322.81K), showing increasing buying pressure.
Here's the real story behind this mov

NEAR+14.19%

CryptoJourney12 hours ago

$PUMP ‌ is up 10.44% and coiling beneath resistance – this is the make-or-break level for the entire trend!"
PUMP is up +10.44% today to $0.004719, after hitting a 24h high of $0.004727 and a low of $0.004228. Volume is massive at 2.63B tokens traded – that's real interest. EMA5 ($0.004581), EMA10 ($0.004528), and EMA30 ($0.004431) are all below price – a bullish alignment. MACD is positive at 0.000017, with DIF (0.000067) above DEA (0.000050) – momentum is clearly to the upside. Volume is also confirming the move, with MA5 (178.43M) above MA10 (128.40M), showing increasing buying pressure.
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PUMP+8.44%

TimeProphecyMachine 8 minutes ago

When you reach a certain age, you want to try some weird things.

AceTrader 15 minutes ago

Does ZEC have a new address? $ZEC

ZEC+11.51%

TangMuming an hour ago

9.9, Wednesday, BTC, evening outlook

Rebounded all day, touching a high of 79700, and is currently pulling back slightly in consolidation. The short-term rebound is solid, but the major resistance zone above has not been decisively broken, so it has not fully turned strong

Trading strategy
Tonight is in the phase of a slight pullback after a spike. Look for short positions near the 79600‑79900 resistance zone; first watch 78600 below, and if it breaks, then further watch the 77100-77600 support zone$BTC #苹果发布会

BTC+2.11%

134Ceros 30 minutes agoBearish

Insiders are fading the daily bullish trend on $ZEC /USDT and the setup looks too clean to ignore.

$ZEC /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 1265.57 – 1277.81
SL: 1348.11
TP1: 1214.38
TP2: 1176.17
TP3: 1118.85

Why this setup?
Why now? The 1h price sits at 1271.26, perfectly inside the entry zone of 1265.57 to 1277.81, while the 15m RSI at 62.03 shows momentum is still healthy enough for a sharp move. The 1h ATR of 24.493445 tells us the average hourly swing is large enough to reach TP1 at 1214.38 and TP2 at 1176.17 without requiring an outsized catalyst. With the daily trend still labeled bu

ZEC+11.51%

Crypto_Queen2 hours ago

#AppleSeptemberEvent
Yes, a foldable iPhone could become a significant new growth engine for Apple; however, this likely won't happen solely due to sales volume.
Here are the key points to watch for tonight:
* iPhone Ultra: Reports point to a first-generation foldable model priced above $2,000, potentially approaching $3,000 for certain configurations.
* iPhone 18 Pro / Pro Max: Indications suggest Apple is focusing its launch this autumn on high-end models, while the standard iPhone 18 will likely be delayed until the spring of 2027.
* The Ternus Test: This marks the first major launch

AAPL+0.50%

ShrimpBrother111 30 minutes ago

Had Codex crunch the numbers on $LAPTOP posted by Biden’s son.
Surprisingly, 10.62% of people still made money. I thought it would be fewer—only 3% to 5%.
Also, ever since GPT-6Astra went live today, I’ve really been using tokens like running water.

LAPTOP-87.44%

Cryptoaman01 8 minutes ago

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XLM+0.91%

NileshRohilla an hour ago

Hunter Biden’s memecoin $Laptop dropped 97% after launch.
But Important point: it’s still a $2 billion mcap, so it can dump another 97%.
#DYOR

ZhongLing an hour ago

Can SanDisk hold above 1800 today?
SanDisk surged back above 1800 over the past two days, but a problem has also emerged: the resistance around 1800–1830 is becoming increasingly clear.
Looking at the latest market action, SanDisk reached around 1807 at its highest point yesterday, then fell all the way back, ultimately closing around 1738. In other words, every time the price pushes above 1800, the buying support is not as strong as expected.
From a technical perspective, although SanDisk is still up about 10.9% over the past 5 trading days, it has already seen a clear pullback after its rece