How is this a rebound? This is CPR for my empty account, isn’t it? While everyone else was running, I was staring blankly at a single candlestick—$ZEC tried to push up several times but couldn’t break through, with clear resistance overhead and no buyers on the way up. I said it at the time: every push upward was just short of breaking through; this move was extremely weak.

It didn’t keep everyone waiting for nothing. The short entered at 837.27 has now hit 795.65, +370.54%. It feels really good—the price action was genuinely sluggish before, but the move afterward was genuinely satisfying.

Just checked the revenue of the top 100 on fomo over the past month
You can see that first place earned 3.5m, second place earned 2.8m, while earnings of 1m are enough to rank in the top 10.
Meanwhile, if you earned $500,000, you could rank 40th; to enter the top 100, you need to earn $240,000.
There are also earnings from the pumpfun app, but since the pumpfun leaderboard was only launched recently, the earnings are not that high yet.
After taking a rough look, the reason foreigners on fomo can achieve such high earnings is that they all bet on the robinhood chain: ai, pons, and cashcat all b

A little sad—I couldn't hold on again. 😂

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With this trend, I don't even need to think—the account is dancing on its own. 🤣
When I checked the chart this morning, the price of $AKE had already reached 0.0089025, with +467.28% secured. It really feels great. 🔥 Looking back at the entry price, it held above 0.0072156 on the pullback, and buying pressure was clearly strengthening. Those who followed my call to go long should understand.
As for the trade, put the bulk of the profits in your pocket first: take profit on 80%, and protect the remaining 20% at the entry price. If it keeps surging, let the profits run.
Don't lose patience gr

Today’s Perfect Storm Index™ is 67/100
Storm Warning, up 3 points from yesterday’s confirmed 64.
The increase reflects hawkish Fed repricing, rising Treasury yields, a firmer dollar and renewed pressure across equities and crypto. Volatility and credit conditions remain orderly, preventing a more severe escalation - for now

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#XRP, the chart has become substantially more constructive, but I would call it a potential major bottom rather than a confirmed new bull trend.
The bullish case is credible:
The decline from roughly $3.65 can be counted as a completed A–B–C correction.
Wave C reached the major $0.94–$1.00 support zone, close to the previous breakout area.
The forceful weekly reversal and RSI recovery from around oversold territory suggest capitulation and genuine demand.
Holding above approximately $1.20–$1.30, followed by a break above $1.70, would strengthen the bottoming case materially.
A subsequent recov

With this trend, I don’t even need to think—the account is partying on its own. When the market was just being dumped in the early session, the resistance above $SKYAI was far too obvious, with sell orders piling up every time it bounced, so I directly issued a short signal at 0.22665. Now at 0.05321, with +1876.81% secured—is it fair to say I nailed it?

Managing risk in advance is called rationality; cutting losses afterward is called making a brave sacrifice. First lock the +1876.81% profit in your pocket, then move the stop-loss on the remaining 20% back to breakeven. If it keeps falling,

I didn’t do anything—I just went to the restroom, and by the time I came back, the candlesticks had already done the work for me. Is this what they call “making money while lying down”? It feels a bit unreal, but the account balance doesn’t lie.

$BNB When I opened the chart this morning, I thought it was going to be another grinding market. But then it held firm after the pullback, and buying pressure clearly strengthened. The long entry I gave at the time was 641.25. Some people even thought it was high, but I said, don’t rush—let it play out.

Looking at it now, 687.6 has left the entry p

No moves, no analysis, just sheer luck. Even saying these results out loud feels embarrassing. 😅
When the screen was glowing green, $DOGE rebounded briefly, but the volume didn’t follow—clearly just a one-day pump. I casually opened a short at the time, placing an order at 0.09052 without much hope. Then it slowly ground down to 0.08447, and +665.79% landed in my account. I’m honestly worried the market will figure it out tomorrow and blacklist me. This trade felt amazing—I can afford a good meal now. I even went to make a cup of coffee, and when I came back, it had already fallen on its own

I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice to the heavens, but the sacrifice never happened—the meat roasted itself. Who wrote this script? I’m honestly speechless.

When the price kept fluctuating intraday, $PROM hovered around 4.864 without breaking the key level. It was bottoming out but holding the level, and I’ve seen this structure plenty of times, so I entered directly without hesitation. The market later treated me well too—it's now at 4.992, with floating profit at +26.64%. The wait was painful, but the payoff is truly massive. Time to enjoy a good meal.

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I did nothing—just went to the restroom, and by the time I came back, the K-line had already done the work for me. During the intraday bottoming phase, $ETH hovered around 2270.19 for most of the day. Since it held the bottom without breaking down, I judged this wasn’t distribution but preparation for a move. I told myself at the time: hold this level and wait for it to show its hand. Bottoming phases test people the most, but before the structure breaks down, I choose to believe. 🤣

I opened a long and then went off to take care of other things. When I opened the chart again, the price had

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$PI The hypothetical arrival of 10 million Pi in an account is being hotly discussed online.