JUST IN: Over $50M drained from whale TLBL across 3 wallets after a suspected private key compromise. This follows a $24M phishing loss two years ago. $TLBL

The champ is back! Finally standing tall!

🚀 Kalshi just unlocked live order book data for $37.7B in prediction markets! 📊 How will this impact crypto traders' strategies? #CryptoTrading $KALSHI

7-day trial; the task is gone after just a few messages.
Overall advantages:
Comes with its own computer, making it ideal for running programs.
Fast computer browser performance.
Fast AI response and coding speed.
Disadvantages:
Cannot set up or use a VPN.
Cannot reinstall the system.

Unfortunately, mfers frontrunned stonkbroker's launchpad
Sorry if someone lost money but always wait for official announcements! Wait for the team's confirmation for your acts. Even they might be hacked by someone else because they're too hyped.
Good luck for all the work @OxSimpleFarmer sir!

Me at your front door checking if you aped shark dog yet 🦈 🐶

#ETH is something special , just needs some TLC to make memes POP🫡
Anti-snipers ✅
Add LP feature ✅
Burn tokens feature✅
No 3rd parties, just simple !

Take the mouse away, intern! LOL

Ever since I had this little brat, no matter how late I stay up—even if I’m up all night—he’ll wake me up by 7:30 at the latest.
😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
It’s time to send him to Grandma’s for a couple of days so I can sleep in…

JUST IN: Longdian Huaxin lists on NYSE, up 11% first day (FOIL). IPO raised $94.3M, marking a notable Chinese IPO move in tech metals. Could signal renewed risk appetite for industrials linked to EV/5G supply chains. $FOIL

$GLXY
Green volume bubbles appeared at the most critical level!

JUST IN: Securitize (SECZ) drops ~20% after-hours as Q2 earnings miss expectations, with revenue $14.4M and a larger-than-expected loss. Could add pressure on tokenization ecosystem sentiment around the sector. $SECZ

JUST IN: White House hints expanded AI regulation to cover open-source models as testing framework eyes broader oversight.
Implication: potential policy-driven risk and funding shifts for AI developers; watch for crypto relevance if regulators reference AI-enabled tech.

ethereum:0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca
What do you see!

JUST IN: U.S. budget deficit for July hits a record, with debt interest payments over $1T so far this year. If fiscal strain persists, macro liquidity pressure could shift hedging and risk assets, including crypto. $BTC $ETH

JUST IN: CPI slowdown cools rate-hike bets, while AI names rally; Bitcoin edges lower as equities drift. Watch for potential risk-on extension into crypto liquidity shifts. $BTC

Robinhood is having such a great run—everything I wasn’t in on has taken off.

$TOAD has bottomed
Higher 🐸