JOSΞPH

I no longer believe in cutting out the middle man.
Now I only believe in economics of scale.
Whole Foods is now cheaper than the farmers market.

I hope this email finds you, no matter how far you go, how fast you run, or where you hide.

Dear sir/madam, I hope this email finds you, no matter how far you go, how fast you run, or where you hide.

I can’t force my AirBnB guests to patch my php servers anymore?? wtf???

xkcd meets the moment

Congress should pass a Digital Good Samaritan law that permits breaking into vulnerable servers to apply critical patches to them.
Random nerds would have patched all of these by now.

Your life, wealth, and status is temporary.
PHP is forever.

Exploit doom posting is over.
Every crit that's been there for years discovered this week has been patched.
THE INTERNET HAS NEVER BEEN MORE RESILIENT!
A golden age of the Internet is starting.
Every bug will be squashed. Every line of code will be hardened.
Golden Age.

AI is tearing the internet apart. I genuinely don't know if it can survive long term.

The first data center cancelation in Loudoun county ever?
Loudoun county in Virginia, has more data centers than all of California.
If there was going to be a canary in the coal mine this is it.

"many systems will remain vulnerable for quite some time."
Millions of devices dont even have a way to revoke TLS signatures that are added to a trusted store

Millions of IoT devices, Docker containers, forgotten Linux machines, unmaintained CLI tools, etc. are all going to be relentlessly hacked via safely signed malware for the next several years or maybe indefinitely.
eMudhra hack might be the most important event of the year.

Millions of IoT devices, Docker containers, forgotten Linux machines, unmaintained CLI tools, etc. are all going to be relentlessly hacked via safely signed malware for the next several year or maybe indefinitely.
eMudhra hack might be the most important event of the year.