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What happened to those whales who were specifically targeting yachts and leaving them stranded at sea?
I need an update

boomer: i cant believe millennials killed macy's. its been around for 100 years!
also boomers: *kills 5 million year old great barrier reef*

PETA says meat is murder but you have to consider the possibility that if the cow was voted into some high political office it should actually be considered assassignation

my only regret in life is losing a rap battle to michael scalabrino in high school.
he said "617 you look like youre 7" and it was over for me

dentists dont really know what they are doing, they are all pretty much just winging it. every year the rules for brushing are different like why havent yall figured this our yet??

me: i need to see a doctor
insurance: okay sure
me: its for a thing in my mouth
insurance: whoa whoa thats a different guy. here, buy this dental insurance
me: okay, now can i get help aligning my teeth?
insurance: you're not gonna believe it, but thats whole nother guy

In 2007 I had the max amount of money a RuneScape account could have.
I was buying as many fire as possible for ~8 gold, while selling for ~9-10 simultaneously.
Every night before bed I place my bids & flip.
I wouldn't hear the words "market maker" for at least 10 more years.

I really thought bluesky and farcaster were going to be winners. I regret not making a Threads account right when that came out, and totally switching over from twitter.

In the year of our lord 2026, you still can't search your twitter mutuals by what city they are in.

Always produce more than you consume.

Fable spends more time asking permission to run to most obscure commands imaginable than it does actually working.

God does not call the qualified.
God qualifies the called.
You can just do things.

What a weird couple months. Final FEC report is filed. Okay, back to building.

Where do you know me from