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If we make capital markets for muni bonds 1% more efficient that's 1% more schools, transit, public housing, etc.. Every capital market improvement stacks & has real impact.

We're about 6 months away from clubs selling sex peptides next to the coat check

How did they build the pyramids without putting a pin in this and circling back during the next standup??

you telling me a cripple socialized this anxiety??

If you're so smart, why don't you have what you want?

I no longer believe in cutting out the middle man.
Now I only believe in economics of scale.
Whole Foods is now cheaper than the farmers market.

I hope this email finds you, no matter how far you go, how fast you run, or where you hide.

Dear sir/madam, I hope this email finds you, no matter how far you go, how fast you run, or where you hide.

I can’t force my AirBnB guests to patch my php servers anymore?? wtf???

xkcd meets the moment

Congress should pass a Digital Good Samaritan law that permits breaking into vulnerable servers to apply critical patches to them.
Random nerds would have patched all of these by now.

Your life, wealth, and status is temporary.
PHP is forever.

Exploit doom posting is over.
Every crit that's been there for years discovered this week has been patched.
THE INTERNET HAS NEVER BEEN MORE RESILIENT!
A golden age of the Internet is starting.
Every bug will be squashed. Every line of code will be hardened.
Golden Age.

AI is tearing the internet apart. I genuinely don't know if it can survive long term.