this unemployment shit is dope
nature is my toilet, rent is free, & i only have to spend a couple hours a day on @Pumpfun to pay for food! #lifeisgood

$CYS Consumed in 1 hour the volume accumulated over 6 hours! Freaking impressive.

🚨 GLOBAL BOND MARKETS ARE IMPLODING
US, Japan, France, and the UK are all seeing their bond yields reach multi-decade highs.
At the same time, inflation expectations are going up, which could force central banks to hike rates.
It's happening.

Liquidation Heatmap on $BTC :
Degen bulls have ruined the party…
…Again

I don't have time to convince you. If you know, you know.

#KIMIPreIPOsNowOpen
Moonshot AI ($KIMI ) Pre-IPO is officially opening on Gate, putting one of China’s most closely watched AI companies into the spotlight of the private-market investment narrative.
What makes this interesting is not simply the name “Kimi” or the hype around AI. The bigger story is the growing bridge between private technology companies and digital-asset platforms, where investors can potentially gain exposure before a company reaches the traditional public market.
The current indicative subscription range is around $105–$115 per share, with the subscription scheduled to open

8/12
ETH Wealth Code

🚨 If Maxine Waters returns as chair, crypto reform could face serious hurdles! With the House flip at stake, will the "Calamity Act" doom the future of crypto? 💔 $ETH #CryptoPolitics

Don’t stubbornly hold on! For these 4 patterns, exit when it’s time to exit
Master these four high-level selling techniques to quickly and accurately identify the corresponding market patterns and help everyone avoid the pitfalls of emotional trading.

The first is the double-top M-pattern selling technique, the most common and recognizable high-level reversal pattern in the market.

The second is the high-level long upper-shadow selling technique, which mostly appears in high-level ranges after a continuous rise.

The third is the high-level accelerating rise on declining volume selling te

JUST IN: Pudgy Penguins co-founder launches Spritehood on Robinhood Chain; NFT collection sells out in under an hour, mint revenue around $1.28M (≈684 ETH). Could signal continued retail appetite for avatar NFT drops on L1/L2 ecosystems. $ETH

🇺🇸 SEC Moves Closer to New Crypto Rules
The U.S. SEC is set to vote on August 14 on proposing Regulation Crypto, a framework aimed at creating clearer rules for certain digital-asset offerings.
This is not final regulation yet, but it could mark a major step toward clearer U.S. crypto rules.
#GateDOSLaunchpoolLive

After watching Obsession tonight, I couldn't fall asleep.
I wasn't scared, I just had one wish willow... $1 billion, $1 billion... on my mind.

$BEAT /USDT Perp – "Total Capitulation – Avoid"
Trading Plan Avoid
Entry: N/A
SL: N/A
TP1: N/A
TP2: N/A
BEAT is down a catastrophic -47.09% at 0.9419. It has obliterated the 3.9755 high and is currently freefalling. MACD is at extreme lows. Do not trade this asset. It is extremely high-risk. The next major support is the 0.7230 low, but catching this knife is dangerous.
#TSMCRevenueHitsRecordHigh

Bitcoin bounces off the 200-week MA 🧪
During all previous corrections, testing this line was always an excellent entry point into the market and signaled the formation of a bottom. Of course, for margin trading with 100x leverage, nothing has changed since 2022. But for spot trading, it is definitely worth watching.
#BTC | #Bitcoin | $BTC ‌

$BTC pumped after the last 2 CPI data.
June CPI: Bitcoin pumped 10.75% in a week.
July CPI: Bitcoin pumped 7.58% in a week.
Tomorrow, US CPI data will released again.
What'll happen this time?
#Bitcoin،

$LA 0.07$ is next few hours
Accumulate and get easy 20%
Don't miss

JUST IN: OpenAI Special Projects Lead Brad Lightcap to step down, per The Information. If confirmed, it could signal leadership shifts at a pivotal AI innovator. $AI or $OPEN (ticker only if relevant)

Retail investor: I nailed the $GOOG "panic" in July. Sold a cash secured put right when it dropped to $316. Expired worthless, kept every dollar.
Me: Nice timing, seriously. That was max fear. How much premium did you get?
Retail investor: About $1,200.
Me: & what did the $50k+ of cash securing it do while $GOOG bounced 12% off that low?
Retail investor: ...sat in my account. It has to sit there.
Me: It doesn't though. If that collateral had been shares itself you woulda made 12% on the $50k which is about $6k. Instead you made $1,200...
Retail investor: So I called the bottom "perfectly" & go