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【$ONG Signal】Bullish short squeeze + 4H MACD expansion
$ONG Funding rate -0.1244%, negative funding combined with the price holding firmly above 0.114, forming the initial structure of a short squeeze. Order book depth imbalance is 6.63%, with aggressive buying. The 4H MACD histogram continues to expand, while 1H momentum has contracted slightly but the price has not pulled back. The current price is near the upper bound of the recommended entry range—strike directly.
🎯 Direction: Long
⚡ Entry/limit order: 0.1140468 - 0.1143900
🛑 Stop-loss: 0.1132461
🚀 Target 1: 0.1161059
🚀 Target 2: 0.1

$ETH 1800 Get on board, continue rebounding, continue rebounding.

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$BNB This bearish candle didn’t drive anyone out. The retail long/short ratio barely moved, while large traders pushed their position ratio from 1.63 to 1.7363 within a day—the dip was bought by big money. Funding rates across three periods stayed near zero, with the highest at just 0.0028%; these longs are not built on stacked leverage, so there is no liquidation fuel. Open interest of 420 million is weighing against $200 million in trading volume, with positions being locked rather than rotated; the 3% fluctuation is the result of that lockup. Based on the absorption structure, I see 675 as

I just hit refresh, and it shot up as if I had scared it.
When the dump started in the early session, $SKYAI fell just short on every upward push, giving off strong bull-trap vibes. I warned then: don’t buy the dip; wait for it to rise on low volume, then short it. Market moves are waited out, and profits are held onto. From shorting at 0.06198 to 0.05033, +460.52% realized—no wasted waiting, and the timing was spot-on.
I’ve put most of it in my pocket first, closed 80% to lock in profits, and moved the stop-loss for the remaining 80% toward the entry price. For those who haven’t boarded yet,

BREAKING: Transaction activity on Sui-based Aftermath Perps surged from nearly zero to over 400,000 in just two weeks.

Another accurate prediction—congratulations to everyone who followed and opened short positions; you all made a profit. I personally raked in 260k😊. Making money in crypto is as easy as drinking water. #Gate用户突破6000万

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No trades, no analysis, just sheer luck—this track record is embarrassing to talk about. 🙈 When I checked the market after lunch, I found that $ARKM started losing momentum after rebounding to around 0.1481. The volume failed to follow, and the upward push was clearly weak—it felt like it was just one final breath short.

I casually tried a short position, and it dropped all the way from 0.109, securing a +260.51% gain. What an unexpected surprise—this move was purely the market serving me a free meal. I’ve closed 80%, with the remaining 20% protected at the entry price. Time to lock in the

9.2 Gold Early-Morning Market Analysis
Overnight, gold prices broke downward and continued to decline. In the early session, prices remained at low levels after extending their sharp drop. The previous support at 4390 was breached, confirming a short-term bearish pattern. After a rapid decline, the market saw a slight oversold rebound, but the rebound was weak. Overall, the market remains in a weak pattern, with investors awaiting this week’s nonfarm payrolls data for direction.
Fundamentals: Expectations of tighter overseas policies persist, while the US dollar and Treasury yields remain elev

Fake Claude App Targets 50+ Crypto Wallets with RevStealer Malware
Cybersecurity researchers have uncovered a malware campaign using a fake Claude AI desktop application to steal crypto assets, passwords, browser data, and sensitive user credentials.
• The malware, known as RevStealer, is distributed through a trojanized application impersonating Anthropic’s Claude AI software.
• Researchers say the malware is capable of targeting more than 50 cryptocurrency wallets, alongside browser credentials, authentication tokens, and other sensitive data.
• Victims are typically lured through fake downl

BITCOIN JUST BROKE THE BEAR-MARKET PATTERN.
In past bear-market years, August was brutal: 2014 -17.55%, 2018 -9.27%, 2022 -13.88%.
But August 2026 is up around 23%, turning one of Bitcoin’s historically weak months green.
September is also historically bearish. Will bitcoin:native break that pattern too?

【$USELESS Signal】Long - Negative funding rate + buy on pullback
$USELESS RSI 4H 80.40, after spiking to 0.126 on the 1H chart, price pulled back to 0.1138, with short-term resistance from the upper Bollinger Band. Bullish momentum on MACD across both timeframes is contracting, and volume is cooling in tandem. Depth imbalance is -17.97%, with thick sell-side orders creating clear resistance to chasing longs. The funding rate is -0.0173%, shorts are paying to hold positions, and OI is stable, with no signs of collapsing support below. Enter via limit orders at 0.11366-0.11400, anticipating a sec

BTC/USDT: Geopolitics vs. Technical Levels
Yesterday's attempt to hold above $79,000 was interrupted by external factors. At the time of writing, BTC is trading around $77,403, down about 1.8% over 24 hours. The reason: the resumption of US strikes against targets in Iran, which traditionally triggers a flight from risk in the crypto segment.
Technical Picture
On the 4-hour timeframe, the price bounced off the lower boundary of the local range ($76,420). Indicators are mixed:
– EMA5 (77,967) and EMA10 (77,145) formed a “cross” slightly above the current price, indicating short-term selling pre

#Bitcoin Major Reclaim Confirmed (Monthly).

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You deserve both trips, haha.
Still gonna see this till the end.
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