Xerodollar

Your parents didn't raise you to be exit liquidity for kols
Be early or let go, so many opportunities in this space, just lockin

Why are you mixing tobacco with weed?

If you're in crypto trading, pivot to DCA

No major exchange will list a Robinhood meme token. Go home and hug your loved ones

JIMOTHY was the last chance SOLANA had for a giga runner to bring all the normies back
gg’s TRENCHES will never get a PNUT type runner again lol

These web2 influencers and e-scammers will one day try to play our game onchain, that's when we take all their money
All.

If you ever feel down on your trades, remember Bill Gates is down -$160m on his $TSLA short

said let's join the crime to Mars

Ansem is bullposting in years now
Sailor is selling bitcoin
Cold wallets getting hacked
Protocols and exchanges shutting down
Welcome to the crypto bear market

"We handle your seedphrase with care"

AI will be the end of everything and the beginning of nothing

Wizkid - Break Me Down 🎶

This Blunt is museum worthy

You will probably lose it all onchain or get hacked anyways

Stargazing

Moonpay is a money laundering app, dw they'll be fine without you

Just locked my #Adopter slot 3460 on @tryrumor.
Agentic trading terminal for prediction markets: agents, AI-native search, and trade-with-words execution.
Early slots are filling.

You can tweet great things from a geo blocked country