Xerodollar

If you master the 4 year bitcoin cycle you will become unstoppable
See you at $42k

Base has been down for the past 5 business days
Welcome to the future of finance

Crypto exchanges pivoting from crypto services to football betting wasn't on my 2026 bingo card, bear market is brutal
Protect your liquidity chads

Due to the current crypto market conditions, the lion is in the ICU

Wale 2021 nft pfp is the best thing
Wale 2026 Irl pfp is the best thing
Welcome to bear market chads

Alt szn more like exploit szn

Nobody who tipped Harry Kane to score 2 goals is an atheist rn

While crypto bros were hitting SL, Sam Bankman’s team paid Drake $5m to shout out SBF in the new album, and the verse is actually the most cringe thing I have ever heard in my life

Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest player there is

We need a polymarket on if strait of hormuz will be open or closed for the week

While crypto traders were having mood swings, prediction market maxis cashed out from the World Cup matches, as Messi, Mbappe, and Haaland all scored 2 goals

Trading is simple: Buy high, sell low
Why is no one making money doing this?

MON is ETH this coming cycle
ETH is ADA
Good luck have fun

Eth to $5k

Getting rugged as an airdrop farmer is painful, imagine getting rugged as an angel investor

You favourite defi protocol is getting hacked tonight

Crypto space so downbad exchanges pivoted to listing stocks and football matches

This is a Monad bull post

It's going to be a long day for Antonela and Ronaldo stans