Xerodollar

Study shows 80% airdrop jeeters are in profit with the rest under dusty water
Nobody ever got hurt taking profit

Bitcoin can either go up or down, why is no one making money predicting this?

Alt szn is like $wif on Vegas sphere, crypto bros are not seeing both

When did you know Nigeria is the only country in Africa without electricity?

Stats shows 90% of crypto traders are underwater

ethereum:0xb1110919016846972056ab995054d65560d5f05e was going up only until I clicked buy
Ama

The new AP Swatch doesn’t come with a strap and it is unlimited, not buying, I just short ethereum instead

Seeing CBB down $11m farming invisible tradexyz points just made me comfy in my downbad

If you’re crashing out about the algorithm now, imagine what will happen when the dumbest ai takeover the algorithm

You can trade a 3 fig port to 7 fig port. That’s how delusion works anyway

If you’re employed pivot to crypto

If you live long enough you will see $xrp at $10

On my way to short ETH in Yeezy YS-02

Crypto traders are liable to go to zero

Breaking 🚨: ETH foundation just unstaked 21700 ETH
We might sell if we feel like, they added

Your favorite defi protocol might be hacked tonight

Alt szn is like Sophie rain’s nude, crypto bros are never seeing it

Gooning and shorting ethereum:native
AMA

Ronaldo just became the first player to score 100 league goals in 4 different leagues
An absolute legend