Xerodollar

These web2 influencers and e-scammers will one day try to play our game onchain, that's when we take all their money
All.

If you ever feel down on your trades, remember Bill Gates is down -$160m on his $TSLA short

said let's join the crime to Mars

Ansem is bullposting in years now
Sailor is selling bitcoin
Cold wallets getting hacked
Protocols and exchanges shutting down
Welcome to the crypto bear market

"We handle your seedphrase with care"

AI will be the end of everything and the beginning of nothing

Wizkid - Break Me Down 🎶

This Blunt is museum worthy

You will probably lose it all onchain or get hacked anyways

Stargazing

Moonpay is a money laundering app, dw they'll be fine without you

Just locked my #Adopter slot 3460 on @tryrumor.
Agentic trading terminal for prediction markets: agents, AI-native search, and trade-with-words execution.
Early slots are filling.

You can tweet great things from a geo blocked country

Pumpfun airdrop, but you can't withdraw until you flip it 100x trading memes on Pumpfun

If you're a new project with a solid tek rn, you can airdrop CT $100k and you get free pr for the rest of the year

When the dust has risen from the north and the sands are dry, and average man has no hope. Some tier j exchange will try to farm the timeline to lure people to their see through orderbook sy scamchange
Bring back bull market pls

Robinhood's mode of marketing is to shill one ticker at every earnings call or fake a hack to shill a ticker
Bring back fomo retail investors ser

Haha wallet is a cia tool planted on monad chain by eth cabals
Fear not my fellow stakeholders
MONAD WILL WIN