Xerodollar

If you’re employed pivot to crypto

If you live long enough you will see $xrp at $10

On my way to short ETH in Yeezy YS-02

Crypto traders are liable to go to zero

Breaking 🚨: ETH foundation just unstaked 21700 ETH
We might sell if we feel like, they added

Your favorite defi protocol might be hacked tonight

Alt szn is like Sophie rain’s nude, crypto bros are never seeing it

Gooning and shorting ethereum:native
AMA

Ronaldo just became the first player to score 100 league goals in 4 different leagues
An absolute legend

Why do goats suck teats like that?

2025: Bull market ended
2026: Bear market

The $hanta dev can’t believe this is his life

BREAKING: X rolls out embedded cashtag charts and prices directly in posts:
bitcoin:native

Degens are praying for lockdown now just to make money on $hanta
State of the trenches is cooked

Ton szn but it’s the same solana ruggers you’re trading against

Make Crypto great again, Make Ton great again, bro I just want my portfolio at all time high again

The most washed TON kol you know is about to post #MToNGA
If you must bid anything on that chain, let it be $TAC

Just realized megaEth is dumping bc it is not megaSOL