Deutscher

it's a Friday night
my friends are watching the football and drinking beers
instead i'm in a dark room degening memes on fomo on an alt account
what is my life

I'm hiring and looking for an absolutely cracked UI/UX designer.
No AI-slop garbage. Looking for someone with real taste.
This is a high-upside role where you'll work very closely with me.
Your portfolio is your resume (no circus interview process).
DM me if you're the best at what you do.

One of the highest-leverage ways to use AI in your trading:
Create a custom position-monitoring bot.
Essentially, you have Grok Bot, Hermes (or any other agent) watch over your exchange and positions in real-time.
You can then set custom alerts for your watchlist, liquidations, trade breakouts, etc.
You're basically deploying a 24/7 mini employee dedicated to monitoring your positions.
If you're doing a lot of on-chain trenching, or just generally find yourself struggling to manage several positions at once, this is extremely valuable.
The prompt below will get you started. I recommend sending

Robinhood chain growth has actually been insane.
+ 758M TVL (+4% in the last 24H)
+ 5.3M chain rev. (this week)
+ 5.88 chain fees (literally up 2x since last week)
Dex volume: 480M → 1.3B over the last two weeks
Hard not to be bullish.

Grok Bot for financial research is insane.
Here are 25 use cases for Grok Bot in financial markets (high ROI - bookmark this):

"Is this the start of the bull market or just a dead cat bounce?"
My take: This definitely feels different - it doesn't feel like a dead cat in terms of follow through/correlation to gold/vibe/on chain activity.
I think $BTC is increasingly seen as an alternative gold play, hence correlations hitting yearly highs whilst it has decoupled from equities. I think there are big players who made money off the AI trade who are looking at crypto as a rotation trade - and there's a big pool of capital there.
On-chain is also violent - there is clearly demand for speculation and blockchain remains the b

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The worst thing you can do is overtrade here.
Lots of these entries are going to look very, very good in 6 months' time.
The worst thing you can do is chop yourself up.
Just allocate 20% of your portfolio to degening to get it out of your system and set-and-forget the rest on dips into quality assets.

Most traders just hopping into on-chain now are gonna get eaten alive.
The game is harder now than 2021 and 2024, and you need a real edge if you want sustainable profits.
I'm glad I spent the last year going deeper into AI because it's speeding up my research a lot and my execution is so much better now.
Need to keep finding ways to level up.
If mass retail really does come back you want to be prepared.

If there's one thing I've learned in my 7 years of crypto, it's that FOMO is the biggest killer.
There is literally no need. Even coins with the strongest theses have dips/consolidate in ranges - giving you better entries to accumulate with more optimal R/R.
It's almost never worth buying at highs unless there's a breakout level you're trading with inval.
Sometimes you'll miss stuff - but over a long enough time period you'll come out ahead.
The simplest way to think about trading is defining your downside and your upside on every entry. If you don't know where you'd invalidate - don't take th