your company is down a trillion dollars because you had affairs with other women
the jokes write themselves

If Huang is really ousted, the entire AI supply chain will suffer, and crypto will take a hit too.
$NVDA Nvidia is focused on the 151 level. A bounce here could still have a chance, but if it gives way, there’s no telling how far it could fall.

$XRP Current price 1.0493, 24h -0.71%, trading volume 110.2M USDT; MA5=1.0582 has crossed below MA20=1.0606, RSI=39.7 is weak but not oversold, and the MACD histogram at -0.0002721 continues to signal bearish momentum. The Bollinger lower band at 1.04948 is very close, the range across 30 candles is about 3.79%, and volatility is in a contraction zone. The funding rate remains positive at +0.0054%, meaning longs face relatively high holding costs, while the Fear and Greed Index at 29 is in fear territory. The data is laid out, and the conclusion is clear: the short-term bias is bearish; a reb

St-Polycarp on Scripture: “whoever interprets according to their own perverse inclinations is the firstborn of Satan”
Catholics agree
Some other “Christians” don’t

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🔴 Nvidia is reportedly preparing to oust its CEO Jensen Huang, according to The Wall Street Journal. The New York Times, for its part, claims he had another affair with a female Nvidia executive.

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CPI knocked them flat the day before, but yesterday U.S. stocks put on a real Rocky: they got knocked down, got back up, and charged up the steps🥊
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$NVDA closed +2.87% at $173.73, and Bitcoin climbed back above 74,000
But the story isn't over yet: After the close, the NYT broke another story about Jensen Huang's alleged affair, and Baird downgraded the stock that same day. Nvidia fell more than 3% after hours.
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Although reports have emerged that the board is considering replacing Jensen Huang, I still lean toward the view that he will ultimately remain in his role, albeit with stricter independent oversight and constraints on his authority.
Several of Nvidia’s key directors began working with Huang in 1993, and another in 1997. They have weathered the company’s downturns and multiple transformations together, and understand better than anyone outside the company how much he matters to its technology roadmap, talent organization, and relationships with key customers. Three decades of working together

JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports.

For a sandwich, Elvis flew 1,400 kilometers in his private jet in the middle of the night.
Late on February 1, 1976, at Elvis Presley’s Graceland mansion in Memphis, he was drinking and chatting with two police officers he knew, who also served as bodyguards. Someone casually mentioned a giant sandwich from a Denver miners’ restaurant, and the slightly tipsy Elvis immediately got a craving.
He couldn’t wait until morning. He changed into a leather jacket, rounded up his bodyguards, and headed straight for the private airport, boarding his own jet, the Lisa Marie, converted from a Convair 880 a

Sir a second Jensen Huang affair has hit the $NVDA chart

Late last night, the market suddenly took off. Earlier, everyone was saying the hawk was going to crash this time and couldn’t hold on, but now it’s back at full strength and eating well again. $ZEC This move was quite a thrill, while ETH posted a steady, modest gain. Market sentiment changes faster than the pages of a book—don’t let short-term rises and falls carry you away.
(The above is solely a personal opinion and does not constitute investment advice. Please view market risks rationally.)

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Oona, the widow, refused to pay the grave robbers’ demand of 600,000 Swiss francs. She said Charlie had always thought that kind of nonsense was ridiculous, and that he was in heaven and alive in their hearts. All they had was a pile of rotten wood, and she wouldn’t give them a penny.

At Christmas in 1977, 88-year-old Charlie Chaplin died at his estate in Vevey, Switzerland, on the shores of Lake Geneva. His family quietly buried him beneath a lawn in the village cemetery. Just over two months after he was laid to rest, on a stormy morning in March 1978, the caretaker discovered that the grav