JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA crashes 4% after-hours following reports of a second affair by CEO Jensen Huang.

It took @blknoiz06 7 days to pump $Ansem to $400m, Today is day 2 of $Mihao serious campaign, the next 5 days could be historic.👌

your company is down a trillion dollars because you had affairs with other women
the jokes write themselves

🤖 Visits to Shopify stores by AI agents have increased eightfold in a year (orders 13-fold), and they now account for the majority of Internet traffic. Companies will have to attract this new customer base after long trying to block bots.

The next major wave of crypto capital might come from retirement accounts.
A rule expanding access to alternative assets in 401(k) plans has reached White House review. It hasn't taken effect yet. But the direction is worth watching.
Guys, crypto doesn't need every American to become a trader. It needs access to the financial systems Americans already use.
Distribution can be just as powerful as innovation.

The group chat members are seriously talented😂
Musk rode a spaceship to the edge of the universe and discovered Jensen Huang’s dick···

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Bitcoin’s Four-Year Cycle: The Halving-Driven Cycle

Bitcoin’s most fundamental narrative lies in its halving mechanism, hard-coded into its protocol, which creates a market cycle lasting roughly four years.

Every 210k blocks, miners’ rewards are cut in half, reducing new supply. Historically, bull market peaks have often arrived 12–18 months after a halving. After the frenzy comes a long bear market of consolidation and bottoming, building momentum as the market awaits the next halving.

The essence of the cycle is the combination of changing supply and recurring human behavior: greed drives

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Launchpool is an interesting way for users to explore new cryptocurrency projects while p

$ZEC Good thing I closed out yesterday; I'll try going long again today

Half-drunk Elvis couldn’t wait until dawn. He flew 1,400 kilometers overnight just to eat a giant sandwich from a Denver mining-town restaurant.

Late on February 1, 1976, he was drinking and chatting with two police officers who served as his bodyguards at his Graceland mansion in Memphis. When someone mentioned the sandwich, it immediately made his mouth water. He put on a leather jacket, took his bodyguards straight to a private airport, climbed aboard the Lisa Marie, his luxury private jet converted from a Convair 880, and ordered the pilot to take off.

The sandwich was called the Fool’s

Coinbase blockchain speeds up, but some apps still get no data
Apps still using Base’s retired Flashblocks feeds can connect without receiving updates. They need a new data route, not another reconnect.
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Economic slowdown: Which industries are actually making more money?

7 countries after bubble bursts × 19 indicators × 5 groups; data said to be sourced from the World Bank, BIS, and IMF. Of 6 algorithms, Japan was the closest match 5 times, and 2008-era U.S. was the least similar.

“China is like Japan” is only half true: the similarities are aging, investment- and manufacturing-led growth, domestic debt structure, and low prices; the differences are development stage, population, and consumption capacity—China is still halfway up the mountain. In a slow cycle, money flows to five areas: cost

This has to be a hallucination. Nvidia can't be down this much😂😂😂

Elon son’s son launched a meme and it’s still larping at $7m.