Just literal crime on $BTC

Shocking: Jensen Huang admits to cheating on his wife—turns out he made the same mistake every man in the world makes.

In a letter to all NVIDIA employees, he said: “I was unfaithful to my wife. There’s no excuse. I’m sorry.”

The board has brought in independent directors and outside lawyers to investigate, but also said there’s currently no reason to believe any company secrets were compromised. They have confidence in him, and he’ll remain CEO.

This has to be the most expensive affair in history...

Jensen Huang publicly admits to having an affair
…………
What the fuck does this have to do with my crypto?
Why the fuck is it dumping? I got fucking played again.

The Satoshi Nakamoto consensus keeps going strong

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11.9 BTC Analysis

BTC formed a confirmed breakdown on the one-hour timeframe. Weekend market liquidity was thin, and the price traded in a narrow range below the Bollinger middle band. Bulls failed to break higher, while bearish momentum continued to build. After liquidity returned on Monday, selling pressure was released all at once. The price closed below the previous support and the lower Bollinger band, the Bollinger Bands opened downward, and funds continued to flow out net, triggering a cascade of long stop-losses.

Current indicators have entered short-term oversold territory, so a tec

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The Last 10 U.S. Recessions

$BTC It will most likely keep plunging and break below 73000, because there are too many dip buyers.

The liquidation map for the past day shows that if BTC falls to $72,902, $834 million in long positions will be liquidated.

This juicy target at 72902 will attract the price like a magnet...

Nothing is impossible in the world, as long as you're willing to give up
robinhood:0x39dbed3a2bd333467115de45665cc57f813c4571 I give up—I sold half at a loss
Why half?
Because surrendering means losing half

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$PI Can't finish cutting, simply can't finish cutting

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Free money right now.
Wouldn’t be surprised if it did billions.

Monday morning, eight o’clock
The weekly candle just closed

BTC has closed its fifth consecutive red weekly candle
This week opened around 78,354
And closed around 74,851
Down around 4.5% for the week

Counting from the early October close at 86,530
It’s down around 13–14% over five weeks
This kind of losing streak is uncommon

The low of around 73,510
Was also recorded in this candle

Current price is around 74,680
ETH is around 2,120
Just note the numbers for now
Don’t rush to call the next candle

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🚀 JCT surged nearly 300%! An epic short squeeze is unfolding on the 4H chart, with pronounced long upper wicks at the highs!

After a prolonged period of sideways trading near the bottom (around 0.0025), JCT staged an extremely sharp rally, peaking at 0.021060 and currently trading at 0.011403. The chart shows the following signs of market euphoria:

1. Severe moving-average divergence: EMA5 through EMA30 are in an extremely steep bullish alignment. After surging, the price has pulled back sharply and is now moving toward EMA5 (0.0097) to consolidate.
2. Bollinger Bands at extreme expansion: