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I smell tops from a mile away. Lets see those FOMO traders book profit!

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$NVDA
NVDA: Still Leading the AI Revolution 🚀
NVIDIA remains one of the most important companies in the AI and semiconductor industry. Demand for GPUs, data centers, and AI infrastructure continues to support NVIDIA’s long-term growth story.
While NVDA can experience short-term volatility due to valuation and market sentiment, the continued expansion of AI adoption could keep NVIDIA at the center of the next technology cycle.
In my view, NVDA remains a stock worth watching closely. AI growth is far from over. 📈🤖
$BTC $GT $NVDA

JUST IN: Tesla’s Cybercab faces a regulatory probe from NHTSA into ~1,000 units over safety data and procedures, potentially delaying rollout and expansion. $TSLA 🚗⚖️

#Share My Holding Returns#BTCReclaims80K Hopefully I can make a profit with small capital; it’s okay, what matters is earning income.

JUST IN: Anthropic’s IPO timeline shifted to mid-October with a target valuation up to $2T. If realized, this would be a landmark AI listing and could signal growing institutional appetite for large-scale AI plays. $ANTH not a crypto ticker, but indicates AI market sentiment i...

Everyone’s staring at the upside—but DOGE’s 4h just whispered a secret that breaks the bull narrative.

$DOGE /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 0.08445 – 0.08477
SL: 0.08618
TP1: 0.08343
TP2: 0.08265
TP3: 0.08147

Why this setup?
Why now? The 1D trend is *range*, not momentum. RSI on the 15m is cooling at 47.66—no fuel for a breakout. With ATR at 0.000655, the 4h setup is compressing toward a short squeeze *down*. Entry ref at 0.08461, but the real tell? TP1 at 0.08343 sits just under the psychological 0.084 floor. If we lose 0.08445, the path to TP2 (0.08265) opens faster than longs can he

And the solana clowns like @orangie and his potion alpha feggets have arrived on rh

【$DASH Signal】Long + 4H momentum expansion, order-book buying pressure dominant
$DASH 4H RSI 85.53, the Bollinger upper band at 61.46 was directly breached, with the current price at 65.41. The 1H MACD histogram contracted to 1.02, indicating short-term consolidation at high levels. The bid-ask depth ratio is 1.74, with buyers dominant. The funding rate is 0.01%, not overheated.
🎯Direction: 【Long】
⚡Entry/limit order: 【65.2138 - 65.4100】
🛑Stop loss: 【62.1395】
🚀Target 1: 【70.3157】
🚀Target 2: 【72.7686】
🛡️Trade management: - Execution strategy: After reaching Target 1, reduce the position by

$AKE bought the dip and pumped it again.

$USELESS What the fuck?

$AKT this cicle is for AI, GPU, privacy.
buy akt $zec $render
akash is fundamentally strong with real revenue.
buy and hold or put it in a bot until the market kicks off again.

On July 18: ¥483; the account balance is now ¥92,800. I withdrew 5k midway, completed 10,000 U, and grew it 200x. I’m really lucky. I couldn’t hold my SAND long position and even stopped out for more than $1,000. If I had held that SAND long position, the account balance would be over ¥100,000 now. What a pity....

September 5 Bitcoin Trading Strategy Analysis
It's the weekend, and the weather is perfect for going outside, fishing, and catching shrimp! As for Bitcoin, it is also moving sideways within a range. Based on the current market structure, today's range is firmly set at 79815—79459. If you don't mind, go ahead and scalp it; it's like an old man masturbating—there are always a few drops left!
I. Right-Side Trading
Long Setup:
Condition: Bitcoin breaks above 79815 with volume; go long and set a stop-loss
Confirmation: Holds above 79968 on the hourly timeframe
Targets: 80538——81270
Short

BTC/USDT: Pullback from 80K – what’s next?
Current price: $79,500.2 (-1.82%)
24h High: $81,408.9 / Low: $78,654.0
Key technicals (from chart):
· EMA5: 79,281.6 / EMA10: 78,469.9 / EMA30: 73,964.7 → price is above all short-term EMAs, but only slightly above EMA5.
· BOLL(20,2): UB 85,779 / MB 76,454 / LB 67,130 → price is in the upper half, but closer to mid-band.
· MACD: -130.0 (DIF 3,293.1 < DEA 3,423.2) → bearish cross, momentum weakening.
· OBV: -351,707.6 (below MAOBV -372,684.0) → negative divergence, selling pressure persists.
· Volume: 419.70 vs MA5 6.86K – significantly below average,

$MUBARAK is breaking out heavy supply zone on 1d timeframe 👀
Expecting 150%-250% Bullish Rally 📈
Free Signals:
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【$AKE Signal】Long: negative funding rate short squeeze + 4H bullish structure intact
$AKE After probing up to 0.0217 on the 1H, it fell back to 0.0171; the current price of 0.01706 is at the upper boundary of the entry range. The 4H MACD histogram is expanding, the 1H MACD histogram is narrowing, and RSI is around 62 on both timeframes. The funding rate is -0.1807%, OI is stable, and the order book buy/sell depth is 0.89. Shorts are concentrated, but the price is holding firm; the short squeeze setup is still developing.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/Limit order: 0.01701081 - 0.01706200
🛑Stop loss