I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice to the heavens, but the sacrifice never happened—the meat roasted itself.

When the market was first dumped in the morning, I saw that the rebound was weak, trading volume had shrunk miserably, and buying support was insufficient. I judged that this kind of rebound was simply supplying ammunition to short sellers, so I directly told those following me to place shorts at 0.03656. Some people even laughed at me for being too hasty. Now it’s 0.0268, +1282.98%—those onboard should be wide awake with laughter.

Take profits first; don’t be greedy

BREAKING: $TSLA has gone 262 days without a new all-time high.
The record of $490 was set in December 2025, leaving shares 23.2% below that level.

Undaunted by volatility, bet ahead of tonight’s nonfarm payrolls!!!

Bitcoin is on the verge of confirming a bullish regime.
Over the past 24 hours, BTC rose by 3.9%, while open interest increased by 11.2K BTC. The market built long positions during 15 of the past 24 hours, but the current momentum is being driven largely by the futures market.
If BTC holds above ~$83K for several days, the model could turn green and confirm a bullish regime.
Morning Brief #250 👇

I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice to the heavens, but the heavens weren’t appeased—the meat roasted itself.
When I first saw the bearish news, I was honestly a little uneasy too, but the market told me one thing: the rebound had no volume at all. Every push upward fell just short; no one was there to take it higher, giving off strong bull-trap vibes. As the market repeatedly swung back and forth, I told my brothers: Don’t panic. This rebound is weak. Hold the short position—the answer will come later.
The short position was opened at 0.09355. I just casually refreshed the scre

JUST IN: U.S. Ethereum spot ETFs saw $141.4M net inflows yesterday, led by BlackRock’s ETHA ($72.1M) and Fidelity’s FETH ($65.1M). This signals continued institutional demand for ETH exposure via ETFs. $ETH

seems like our discord group (of uncs + a few zoomers who think like uncs) have been doing better than 84% of all groups using rick bot, even forgetting to scan stuff most of the time or scanning stuff late.
interesting.

【$BULLA Signal】Long · 1H Momentum Contraction + 4H Bullish Continuation
$BULLA The 1H MACD negative histogram has contracted to -0.0005, and the price has moved above EMA20, with the current price at 0.0333. The 4H MACD histogram remains positive at 0.0009, and the funding rate is 0.0266%. The buy-side depth ratio is 0.58, with clear sell walls.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/Limit Order: 0.03319412 - 0.03329400
🛑Stop-Loss: 0.03162930
🚀Target 1: 0.03579105
🚀Target 2: 0.03703957
🛡️Trade Management:
- After reaching Target 1, reduce the position by 50% and move the stop-loss up to breakeven. If th

Raising rates is difficult, and not raising them is difficult too; this situation is a dead end in itself.
A debt burden of 40 trillion weighs heavily, leaving pitfalls in every direction.
Taking the tightening route, huge interest payments would send fiscal pressure through the roof, causing the fiscal hole to grow ever larger.
But if loose policy is maintained, monetary credibility will continue to erode, while price pressures will be difficult to suppress.
Whatever choice is made, a price must be paid; there is simply no perfect option.
One view circulating online is that an external

Closed out my @trasiaxyz long grid (74500–82500)
Nonfarm payrolls + massive futures volume—tonight is bound to see huge volatility
To the upside, my grid has only 1,000+ points of room
To the downside, my grid has 6,000+ points of room
Close it out first to lock in profits; hopefully there’ll be a downside wick tonight so I can revive my grid directly 🙏🏻

$CATI
UPDATE
#CATI is getting a good volume here. We can see 60%+ gain here ✍🏻
#CATIUSDT #CATIBTC #BTC #Bitcoin #NFTs

📊 Strategy Validation: Perfect Profit-Taking
· The first take-profit at 2520 and the second at 2530 were both successfully reached. The intraday high touched 2536, exceeding the second target by 6 points, with a theoretical maximum floating profit of approximately 40 points.
🔍 K-line Details
· Large-volume transaction at 2536.00: Long profit-taking and a short-selling ambush level, validating that exiting near 2530 was correct.
· Large-volume transaction at 2488.55: Strong support precisely in the early-session 2490 entry zone, confirming that the support was effective.
⚠️ Stop-Loss Typo Rem

A few days ago, I was still calculating whether I had enough money for instant noodles this month; this morning, I was already wondering whether to add a sausage. During the repeated intraday swings, I watched $LINK hold after its pullback and buying pressure strengthen, knowing that someone was quietly accumulating below. Not many people got in then, and I didn’t hesitate much either—I opened a position at 9.414.

It’s only after the move plays out that it feels truly good: the current price has reached 11.995, with 80% secured. It was really sluggish at first, but the breakout feels great.

🚨 US NSA DROPS OPPOSITION TO CLARITY ACT!
Law enforcement group NSA withdrew its opposition to the CLARITY Act before the Senate vote.
This decision will make it easier for the crypto regulatory bill to pass in the Senate.

BITCOIN JUST FLIPPED $79,500 INTO SUPPORT 🚨
Bitcoin broke through the $79,500 resistance I’ve been watching and pushed above $80K.
$BTC ‌ is now trading around $80.9K after briefly reaching above $82K.
The key level now is simple: $79.5K.
If Bitcoin holds above it, I’m watching $82K next.
Lose $79.5K, and this breakout starts looking a lot less convincing.
For now, the structure has improved significantly.
#Gate60MillionUsers
#BTCReclaims80K
#AugustNFPReportComing

The logic behind Bitcoin’s sudden rally this time isn’t that complicated.
First, market expectations for a September Fed rate hike have begun to cool.
Fed Governor Waller’s latest remarks were dovish. If inflation data continues to cool, he is inclined to keep rates unchanged.
The continued tightening that the market had originally feared is beginning to ease, while the dollar and Treasury yields have fallen, naturally giving risk assets some breathing room.
Second, the previous decline accumulated a sizable number of short positions.
So this rally was not driven entirely by new capital. Once

d nonfarm data📊 may be the last opportunity to catch the dip
Buy whenever ETH/BTC falls
For specific levels, continue referring to the previous subscription order$MU ‌Also bullish on U.S. stocks with light positions

With this trend, I don’t even need to think—the account is dancing on its own. While everyone else was running, I watched the chart for a long while. The bottom consolidation held, buying pressure was quietly strengthening, so I decisively went long at 90.88. Just checked and it was at 93.26, with +185.95% secured. That bite of profit feels great. It was truly sluggish at first, but the breakout feels just as good. In terms of execution, take 80% off the table first, and move the stop-loss on the remaining 20% directly to the entry price. Let the profits run on their own—don’t get greedy for t