#USIranTensionsOilSurges5.7%
U.S. strikes on Iranian energy sites have pushed oil higher and brought the Strait of Hormuz back into the risk premium. WTI has broken above 90 and Brent has moved through 95. The question now is how long the rally can sustain once the initial geopolitical bid is absorbed.
On the 4-hour CLUSDT chart price is currently trading around 90.71. The 9-period MA sits at 88.69 and the 50-period MA is lower at 84.00. Bollinger Bands stretch from 81.14 on the downside to 91.54 on the upside, with the middle band near 86.34. Price has broken above the upper band and is test

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The rebound in crude oil caused by the fireworks is not meant for you to cut losses on your trapped position! It has now reached the entry point we gave earlier: short one lot of crude oil at the high around 90! Long-term holders should look to 85; if it breaks down, look toward the low around 78! Trade with a light position, and amid market volatility, be sure to leave room to add to your position!

With this trend, I don't even need to think—the account is dancing on its own. A few days ago, I took a look at $BEAT before bed. The rebound stalled at 0.1345, a textbook weak rebound, with the volume-price divergence written all over it. I casually placed a short order, treating it as a little bedtime assignment. 😎
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$UAI 200Worked until this point, exhausted to death—haven’t slept for two days and two nights🤮🤮🤮

JUST IN: YAM Finance reports a governance takeover attempt via an empty proposal to seize Timelock control; attacker self-delegated ~504k YAM (~3.3% supply) and could gain admin rights, risking treasury control. $YAM