Tell a joke
One night before going to bed, a couple imagined how they would live after getting 5 million.
They ended up getting into a huge fight over how to split the money, and the police had to settle it.🤣

A technical analysis and a potential trade plan of $BTC
📉 Chart Analysis (15m Timeframe)
1. Price Action & Trend:
· Current State: The asset peaked at 83,166.3 and has since entered a sharp corrective phase. The current price is 82,897.8.
· Structure: There was a strong uptrend leading up to the peak, but the recent sharp red candles indicate a shift in short-term momentum from bullish to bearish. It is currently testing immediate support levels.
· Moving Averages (MA):
· MA5 (Yellow - 82,894.4): The price is currently hovering right around the 5-period MA, indicating very short-term equil

$US The only short position in the cryptocurrency market, making money every time

10/11｜The bullish impact of lifting the diesel restrictions: first, we need to see whether delivery can actually take place.
Germany maintained sanctions against Russia on 10/10, creating a divergence from the United States’ easing of restrictions on transactions involving Russian diesel. Whether supply can increase depends on actual arrival volumes.
U.S. stocks and crude oil futures are closed on Sunday; if diesel prices do not fall on Monday, I will first retract my assessment that “the positive supply impact has begun to take effect.”
#原油 #Crypto

#晒出我的持仓收益 target 0.9288, then rug pulled

$ON
UPDATE
#ON is getting a good volume here. We can see 40%+ gain here ✍🏻
#ONUSDT #ONBTC #BTC #Bitcoin #NFTs

$ROBO will pump like $STRK 🚀
FREE SIGNALS:
#Crypto #ROBO #ROBOUSDT

📌 Bought for one million, then looked back and realized it was worth 100 million: the most painful “sold-too-early memento” 😂
In the JD showroom, a sentence stands beside an Audi Q7:
“A car worth 100 million.”
The story circulating online goes like this:
Back then, a longtime employee sold part of their JD equity in exchange for this car.
Later, when JD went public, that equity would have been worth over 100 million if it had never been sold.
In other words—
The car didn't rise to become “one small goal,”
what really went crazy was the stake traded for the car back then.
When people in crypt

#eth Watching him get an early start, sprint ahead, and lead all the way
Until at some point, I saw the big brother seemed to be plotting something and figured out most of it
So I didn’t dare follow. Rather than spend money and struggle to push it up, it’s better to wait until the leader is ready to exert force, then ride the wave wildly

# Bitcoin
BTC Consolidation, Key Support and Resistance Levels, and Potential Trading Opportunities
Bitcoin is currently navigating a critical market phase, with price action suggesting that traders are becoming increasingly cautious after a sharp market decline. According to the market data provided, BTC is trading around $82,900, with the price moving within a key consolidation range between $81,200 and $87,300. Following a significant wave of liquidations that reportedly wiped out more than $400 million in leveraged long positions, the market is attempting to stabilize and establish its ne

UBS forecasts: NVIDIA’s revenue will surge to 985 billion in fiscal 2029, then begin to decline
This UBS forecast chart contains a lot of information. NVIDIA $NVDA ’s revenue trajectory:
Fiscal 2024: 60.9 billion
Fiscal 2025: 130.5 billion (+114%)
Fiscal 2026: 215.9 billion (+65%)
Fiscal 2027: 420.3 billion (+95%)
Fiscal 2028: 744.2 billion (+77%)
Fiscal 2029: 985.1 billion (+32%)
Fiscal 2030: 934.5 billion (-5%)
From 60.9 billion to 985.1 billion, revenue grows 16-fold in five years.
What is most noteworthy is the “-5%.” After surging to 985.1 billion in fiscal 2029, revenue is expected to co

Spot ETF tailwinds, ZK scaling optimized, and fixed supply dynamics doing their work. 📈
$ZEC is shifting from a quiet legacy play into a core institutional privacy hedge.
Keep your eye on the mainnet upgrades ahead.
$ZEC ‌

#EthereumUpOver71%inQ3
ETH just closed its best Q3 on record, up about 71% (roughly $1,570 on June 30 to $2,685 on Sept 30). That beats the previous record of 66.5% from Q3 2025. Everyone is quoting that number, but I’m more interested in what the chart says now that the quarter is over.
How I read the daily chart:
Price got rejected near 2,819 and is now sitting around 2,500, just under the 50-day MA (~2,556).
RSI is near 41 and MACD is below its signal line. Momentum has cooled, but it hasn’t broken down.
The 99-day (~2,236) and 200-day (~2,134) MAs are far below price and still rising, so

$CHIP
UPDATE
#CHIP already 30%+ gain so far. We can see 70%+ gain here ✍🏻
#CHIPUSDT #CHIPBTC #BTC #Bitcoin #NFTs

$SOL solana what else?
strong fundamental project with real demand and revenue.
keep buying and hold or put it in the Smart Rebalance bot until the market kicks off again.
remember patience pays off.

$FET is one of the AI coins I’m watching closely for a potential bigger move.
The BTC pair is showing an interesting shift in structure. After dipping below the daily range and reclaiming it, FET/BTC has now turned the daily MA trend bullish.
What stands out to me is the relative strength. After months of underperformance against BTC, a clean reversal in an alt/BTC pair can create some of the strongest moves when momentum returns.
The 4H structure also looks constructive, with price sweeping the lower levels and now testing the 4H trend from above.
I’ve rebuilt my spot position here and would

Satoshi Nakamoto: How Much Bitcoin Does He Really Have? Why Does the Amount of Bitcoin in His Wallet Keep Growing?
I just checked Satoshi Nakamoto's wallet address: it holds 1.09 million coins, $BTC . At the current price of $82,880, they are worth $90.8 billion.
Looking at the wallet activity, someone is constantly sending Bitcoin to his wallet every day, causing the amount of Bitcoin in it to keep growing.
The most notable incident in the past two years was when someone sent 26.9 BTC directly. Because the amount was so large, the entire crypto community was shocked at the time.
CB Head of Pr

$ALEO USDCx completes Ledger hardware wallet integration
Enables offline private-key storage in cold wallets and private transfers, backed by Circle, addressing the security gap for privacy assets and marking a landmark implementation in the privacy sector.