If you know what’s this, you had a legendary childhood (and probably you have back pains now 😅)
P.S: Button football for those who need translation

Weekend liquidity is so poor
$BTC A long at 79500 can still generate around 300 points of profit😢
Review complete✔️; please relax over the weekend. See you next week!

#GateTops7DayNetInflowsGlobally
🚨 Gate Tops 7-Day Net Inflows Globally — A Powerful Vote of Confidence
This is not just another ranking. This is a powerful signal of where user confidence, capital movement and market activity are heading. Gate has climbed to the No.1 position globally in 7-day net inflows, with approximately $96.64 million in cumulative net inflows reported on September 2, 2026. When fresh capital continues to enter an exchange at this scale, it reflects much more than trading activity — it shows that users are actively choosing the platform to deploy, trade and manage their

Polymarket Breaking Alert 📊
Fed Decision in October • No change: 68% • 25 bps increase: 28% • 25 bps decrease: 4%
Russia–Ukraine Ceasefire • By October 31: 8% • By December 31: 18%
Market probabilities can change quickly as new economic and geopolitical developments emerge.
#Gate60MUsers

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#Gate60MillionUsers
I still remember the ordinary evening I created my Gate account. It was during my early days in crypto, when everything felt new, noisy, and a little overwhelming. I had spent weeks reading articles, watching videos, and listening to friends argue endlessly about Bitcoin and altcoins, but I had never taken the real step myself. The idea of making my first deposit was exciting and terrifying at the same time. What if I lost everything? What if the technology was too complicated for me? When I finally signed up on Gate, it felt like stepping into a completely different world

📊 $FET
→ 4H 200EMA tested ✓
→ 1H 200EMA tested ✓
→ 1D $0.15 support intact ✓
Structure remains bullish.
Targeting 1D 200EMA → $0.30+ in the short term. 📈✍️
#FET #FETUSDT #FetchAi #Crypto #Alts

Fable has a huge appetite for tokens. 😟

$CYS Can’t Gate pay this funding fee?

$BTC IS DOING SOMETHING INTERESTING
- Price up
- Open interest down
Bears won't like where this goes.....
That combo usually means a massive short squeeze.

Top-tier enjoyment
Bathing 18u

Pythagorean theorem
Everyone knows it, right?
Everyone has to learn it in China’s nine-year education
Top-tier angle
Launch Google’s pot

School sports equipment from the 1970s and 1980s—which school nowadays would dare install it?

Pay more attention to Bitcoin; it will give you the answer in the future👌🏻
$BTC

I originally wanted to cut my losses to appease the heavens, but the ritual failed and the meat roasted itself. Crude as it sounds, this $SOL trade is genuinely satisfying.

While SOL was bottoming out intraday, it kept bouncing around 84.84 without breaking the key level. I judged this to be a shakeout, not a real collapse. The funds hadn't fled and the volume was still there, so holding was all that was needed—just wait for it to put on its own show.

Sure enough, it pushed up from 84.84 all the way to where it's now at 102.35. The +1920.98% gain in my account is already enough to pay for

If your principal only doubles in a year but does so every year, which do you think is better: that or going all-in with a heavy position?

aster-2:native Given to my subscription section last month. We are back to work full steam ahead💸📊