CRYPTO THINGS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED — LAST 24 HOURS
A quiet Sunday for crypto fundamentals—but the next major liquidity test is already approaching.
1/2 — US JOBS DATA IS THE NEXT MACRO TRIGGER
Markets enter the week pricing roughly a 57% probability of a September Fed rate increase.
Economists expect August payrolls to rebound by approximately 58,000, following July’s 23,000 decline.
A stronger print could reinforce rate-hike expectations and pressure bitcoin:native, $ETH , ripple:native and #Altcoins. A weak report could revive the liquidity narrative. Barron’s
2/2 — NO VERIFIED UTILITY-COIN CA

CAPITAL IS ROTATING INTO #ALTCOINS 💥

$fone next target 52M

I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice to the heavens, but the sacrifice never happened—the meat cooked itself. A few days ago, the last thing I saw before bed was that the rebound was getting weaker and weaker, while selling pressure kept growing and buyers simply couldn’t absorb it—a textbook case of a spent force. I placed a short order at 0.10881, and when I woke up, the current price was 0.08921, with a return of +1031.39%. This was a satisfying piece of meat—staying up late was worth it.

A quick note on my position management: First close 80%, and protect the entry price on

8.31 BTC Analysis
Good morning, friends! To review yesterday, the high-level short setup we provided also took profit perfectly around 78,300. The setup fully met expectations and produced 1,100 points of short-side room, while spot traders easily captured 600 points in the short term!
Currently, BTC is facing resistance at the BOLL middle band at 78,485 after rebounding, with the short-term moving averages creating overhead resistance. RSI6 has fallen to 36.2 and entered oversold territory, with selling pressure weakening; the MACD negative histogram is narrowing, indicating declining bearish

I checked my wallet, and I am Eligible for Phase 2 on @unvault
Phase 2 has a maximum mint of 2 Bugz per wallet
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Brent crude is back above $90 as US-Iran strikes resume.
1. Brent: $90+
2. Supply disruption fears rising
3. Strait of Hormuz back in focus

I originally wanted to cut my losses and offer them to the heavens, but the sacrifice never happened—the meat roasted itself. 🧨
As the price repeatedly fluctuated intraday, I kept my eyes on the chart and stayed put, waiting for a “bottoming out without breaking support” structure. The key level held up, so I first opened a small long position on $BLUAI at 0.011625.
After that, it slowly climbed—no explosive pump, but every step was steady. It has now reached 0.013023, with a return of +236.96%. Feeling good, brothers—the meat tastes great. 😌
In terms of execution, I first took 80% off the t

One more day until the most bullish monthly close across nearly every crypto asset since late last year.
Zoom out.
The next 12-18 months will be epic.

Got wrecked and logged off after trying PVP on the RB chain all night
Thought I had finally minted something big $BUDDY
Pretty good narrative; this RB also diverts traffic, with the diversion caused by different stock pools😡
No more P; I’d rather look for bonk guy’s ticker—this one is solid

$BTC price reversed to the downside before breaking above $79,829.
I have slightly adjusted the wave count and changed the pattern to a diagonal.

Which #Memecoin and #Altcoin project is your favorite currently @ ____💎____?

$USELESS previously wrote about the setup; the setup has played out.

##兄弟们，还没睡醒吗？起来收米了，下来了，一凡的现价單$ETH It took off directly. Yesterday, when I told you to short, you hesitated, saying it was going to rise. Everyone online was bullish, and only Yifan was looking to short. The short-entry range for Bitcoin given in yesterday’s livestream, 78950-79300, was hit as well.#BTC #ETH #BTC走势分析

📖 In Venezuela, the exchange rate has always had two sides: the official BCV rate and the parallel rate. The former is shaped by government interventions and calculations; the latter lives on the street, driven by the real supply and demand for bolívars and dollars. That is why, when there is money issuance, political expectations, or seasonal payments, the parallel rate reacts first, while the BCV usually follows behind. That history explains the rate you see today: it is not arbitrary, but rather a reflection of how much liquidity is circulating and how scarce the dollar is within the syste

I didn’t do anything or analyze anything—I just got lucky. I’d be embarrassed to even talk about this result.
When the screen was all green, sell-side pressure was strong, trading volume was low, and the bull-trap vibes were heavy. Every push upward fell just short. I warned not to rush into buying in this kind of price-volume setup. I turned around and shorted $CTR .
Entered at 0.02063, looking at 0.00955, with unrealized gains of +1054.64%. That’s enough for a good meal. I made money in a daze, but it sure feels good. The longer it grinds beforehand, the sharper the drop.
Close 80% first and

This trend doesn’t even require me to think—the account is throwing its own party. While it kept oscillating intraday, I was still wondering how long this rebound could hold. Turns out the candlesticks were more honest than I was: they surged once and immediately weakened. With no one catching it on the way up, don’t blame me for being ruthless.
The short position was opened at 0.21986, and the current price has already reached 0.05396, with a return of +1849.56%. This move has given us the answer: it was truly sluggish at first, but the outcome is truly satisfying.
Close 80% first and pocket

This isn’t a rebound—it’s a tube inserted into an account that was about to flatline. During the intraday plunge, every push upward was just short of enough, with insufficient buying support and a weak rebound. I placed a short at 152.22 at the time, and just checked: it’s been pushed down to 105.2, with +1488.2% credited. Feels damn good, brothers—now that I’m comfortable, I’ll light another cigarette. Close 80% first to take the big profits, and protect the cost price on the remaining position at +1488.20%, so even if it bounces back up, I won’t let the profits evaporate. Don’t grind away yo