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Why buy BTC at $60K when you can wait for $80K?
Conclusion: Rich people don’t buy cheap things. 😂

🚨 $75M Tectonic exploit:
TONIC pumped ~100x in 20 min
Attacker borrowed $74M+ against inflated collateral
Only ~$6M escaped before Cronos halted
A brutal reminder: thin liquidity + weak collateral controls = danger.

Brent crude is back above $90 as US-Iran strikes resume.
1. Brent: $90+
2. Supply disruption fears rising
3. Strait of Hormuz back in focus

🚨 $9.7B+ in crypto liquidations over the past 2 weeks:
$6.55B shorts
$3.16B longs
The leverage reset is getting serious.

Is this the worst kit in Premier League history

Whatever happened to Off The Grid?
This game was everywhere… then completely disappeared from the timeline.

bitcoin:native

UK tax authorities have released the first official data on crypto capital gains.
240 British investors booked gains above £1 million each in the year to April 2025, totalling £717 million.
Across all 17,600 filers, average reported gains were £78,000.

TODAY: Trump meets SEC and CFTC chairs plus crypto and exchange executives at the White House today ahead of Thursday’s CFTC session.

Trump is pushing to bring Hyperliquid $HYPE onshore, per POLITICO.
CME is suing the CFTC to stop perps in the US.
A three-year-old offshore crypto exchange now has the White House on its side and the largest US derivatives exchange against it.

🚨 Bitcoin is holding near $79K after briefly breaking $80K.
1. $80K–$82K = key resistance
2. Weaker dollar supporting BTC
3. Institutional demand is returning
Break $82K and the next leg could get interesting. 👀

🚨 JUST IN: JPMorgan Chase has evaluated launching its own stablecoin, according to Bloomberg sources.

🚨 BULLISH: Bitcoin may have just ended its bear phase.
BTC fell ~50% from its October 2025 peak
Then surged 28% in 10 days
Bernstein targets $125K → $300K → $1M
If they are right, here is what their targets look like from $78,435:
$125,000 by late 2026 is +59%
$300,000 in 2029 is +282%
$1,000,000 by 2033 is +1,175%

🚨 Bitcoin has been trapped between $76K–$79K for 5 days.
1. Every $80K breakout gets sold
2. BTC now sits around $78.4K
3. Buyers and sellers are at a standoff
If BTC stays here, are you buying more or selling? 👀

🚨 Crypto ETF demand is accelerating.
1. $1.92B BTC inflows last week
2. $54B cumulative net inflows
3. ETH + XRP ETFs are joining the move
With bitcoin:native near $79K and Fear & Greed at 74, institutional demand is broadening — but profit-taking risk is rising.

One big move from $ZEC and $DOGE is out of the top 10.

🚨 $ASTER has held its $0.60–$0.70 range since February.
1. Months of tight price action
2. $0.80 = key level to watch
3. Break above could signal a depeg
The arbitrage trade may be getting interesting. 👀