MSTR2100Parody

You know the famous Steps Brothers
You know the famous Splash Brothers
Meet the SATS Brothers, the alter ego of $MSTR 😎

Scarcity is finite. Cringe is unlimited.
God of Gamblers.
Starring Michael Saylor and Phong Le.
Zero shame 😎
@MSTR2100 $MSTR $BTC

I know you all missed Michael Saylor’s dot chart this morning. He posts one every Sunday like it’s a sacred ritual. 😂
Don’t panic. We made the one you desperately needed.
21M BITCOIN = 21M MSTR2100
Same scarcity. More dots. Maximum degeneracy. 🔴🔴🔴
@MSTR2100 $MSTR bitcoin:native

I know you all missed Michael Saylor’s dot chart this morning as he always posted every on a Sunday.
Here is the dot chart you desperately need.
21M BITCOIN = 21M MSTR2100
@MSTR2100 $MSTR $BTC

“An idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest.” 😎
@MSTR2100 $MSTR $BTC

It’s bull time 😎

We live a life of being damned if you do and damned if you don't. I'm all in @MSTR2100
21,000,000 bitcoin:native
21,000,000 MSTR2100
The memecoin of BITCOIN

I’m feeling good today and even better for tomorrow for @MSTR2100