Altseason has officially reached the thrift store


A loss-making used phone seller just pumped +3,994% in a single day after announcing the purchase of an AI assistant for $3M. 🙀
The result? A tiny deal created roughly $95M in market value out of thin air — despite the company generating just $931K in quarterly revenue.
2021: Add "blockchain" to your company name. 🚀
2024: Mention AI in a press release. 🚀
2026: Buy an AI chatbot and become a unicorn.
post-image
This page may contain third-party content, which is provided for information purposes only (not representations/warranties) and should not be considered as an endorsement of its views by Gate, nor as financial or professional advice. See Disclaimer for details.
  • Reward
  • Comment
  • Repost
  • Share
Comment
Add a comment
Add a comment
No comments
  • Pinned