Hello Claude.

I need something simple.
Connect to all the wallets of whales, governments, hedge funds, and time travelers. Copy each transaction before they execute it themselves.
Then scan the 40 million tokens that exist, find every exploit, every bug, and every human error made from 2009 until today. If you can, fix Bitcoin along the way.
When a new token is born, buy 100% of the supply before the genesis block, create artificial hype in 17 languages, get listings on all exchanges, and sell it exactly at the absolute top of the candle. Not a second before, not a second after.
I also need you to turn $5 into $100 million by Friday, risk-free, tax-free, volatility-free, and with no legal consequences of any kind.
Then open 14 companies in tax havens, hire invisible lawyers, generate fake audits that look real, and prepare an interview where I explain that everything was thanks to my discipline and risk management.
And please, while doing all that, remind me to drink water and mow the lawn once a month.
I trust you completely, Claude.
If this doesn’t work, I will proceed to blame the market.