Breaking: Eggs Are Now More Volatile than $ETH. Vitalik is Officially Safer than Your Breakfast. 🥚


Eggs Are Down -96% From Peak
$10,000 in Eggs Last Year = $400 Today (And Probably Rotten).
ETH Only Down 52% From Last Year ATH
Finally. We Outperformed Breakfast. 😭
We Are Not the Worst Trade of 2026. We Are the Second Worst 🤣
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