JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Odds of the Federal Reserve raising interest rates by 25 basis points this month surge following today's higher-than-expected CPI inflation report.

Lets go make that money! ✅️
Two trades open on $ETH . 😂

A friend asked why, after BTC $BTC has been like this for several days, more people want to short 🈳 rather than go long 哆—isn't it supposed to pull back 哆?
Because I did see some risks and reasons supporting a short, so I took the trade. At most, this currently counts as high-level consolidation; I don't think it's a pullback. I was lucky—my stop-loss was triggered by just a tiny margin.

$DEEP Positive reaction from support levels, followed by a rise if it occurs
Buy 0.02330 0.02270 Targets 0.02420 0.02485 0.02550 Stop loss 0.02220

🔥 $SIGN
shows signs that the bearish trend may continue, after the price was rejected near the $0.0130 resistance zone. The price has pulled back from its recent high and is currently struggling to regain bullish momentum. If sellers continue to maintain control, SIGN may continue to retreat downward toward lower support levels. Please wait for confirmation of a breakdown before entering! 📉Take profit: 0.004864 Stop loss: 0.013667 Short $SIGN 👇

I don't day trade.
I don't sell covered calls.
I don't sell cash secured puts.
I don't buy weekly options.
I don't run spreads.
I don't watch screens all day.
I don't trade on the news.
I don't care what the market does day to day.
What I do:
$3M+ in:
$VOO + $Q + Elite companies that never gets sold.
1+ year portfolio secured puts on great companies below fair value, secured by that base.
Every premium goes back into the base.
Ratios in check so a 50% crash can't force my hand.
$25k+ a month on average. 10 minutes a day. Don't complicate it.

Hilarious costume, Bitcoin
Last year's costume was "Strategic Reserve"
The year before "M2 Correlation"
It was a toss up this year between "bear market bottom," "Copper/Gold ratio," and "altcoin supercycle is here"
Everyone decided that altcoin supercycle was just way too scary. Wouldn't want everyone to think we are crazy now would we?

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You’ve all been wrecked by losses, happy now

Up 55% in a day—which candle did you spot it on?
$WAL Current price 0.05927, 24-hour low 0.03761.
A 59.45% swing in between, and the last candle had 7.55x the volume before it even finished.
Entering now, with the stop-loss at the signal level 0.05044, means risking 17.51%.
The first target at 0.0601 is only 1.4% away, giving odds of 0.094.
The rule is to act only at 2x, and this doesn't even reach one-twentieth.
Scenario one: If the pullback holds above 0.05511, the shorts will keep getting squeezed.
The funding rate is negative 0.459%, open interest rose 66% in a day—the fuel is truly plent

Was gonna troll Richard Heart & $hex after the arrest but i forgot…

10.15 ETH Early-Morning Trading Setup
ETH is currently showing weak movement at low levels after a breakdown, with the price rapidly falling from the 2537 high to a low of 2415.00, marking a significant short-term decline; at the indicator level, the Bollinger Bands are expanding downward, with the price below the lower band and in clear oversold territory. The MACD death cross continues, bearish momentum is being continuously released, and the green histogram bars remain enlarged. Overall, the bearish trend is dominant. Although a technical recovery may be expected after the short-term overso

#美国9月CPI超预期
U.S. September CPI Exceeds Expectations: Will Bitcoin Fall Further or Rebound?
By Sheen Crypto | Market Analysis
Introduction: Inflation Is Back in the Spotlight
The reported higher-than-expected U.S. September Consumer Price Index (CPI) has brought inflation and Federal Reserve policy back into the spotlight. For cryptocurrency investors, this development raises an important question: could persistent inflation delay interest-rate cuts and create further pressure on Bitcoin, or has the market already priced in the bad news?
Inflation data can influence financial markets by chang

$UNI Current price: 7.218. Key short-term levels are the 7.113 lower Bollinger Band and the 7.392 MA20. The price has fallen below the MA5/MA20 death-cross structure. RSI is weak at 39.8 but has not entered oversold territory, while the MACD histogram remains bearish at -0.02686, indicating insufficient rebound momentum.
The funding situation is the core conflict: the funding rate is +0.0063%, remaining positive despite a 4.90% price decline. This shows that longs are still paying to hold positions and have not capitulated, while shorts have not yet become crowded. Under this structure, the pr

$BTC 📈 BTC Long Trade Signal
BTC 100x long🟢Entry: $8,900,050
Take-profit 1: $82,800 Take-profit 2: 83,700 Take-profit 3: 84,800 Stop-loss: $81,250 BTC is currently near a key support area. The current 4-hour structure remains bullish, but $84 is the main resistance zone. A decisive breakout could further open up upside potential. ⚠️ High leverage means a high liquidation risk. Please strictly control your position size. $BTCXAU XAG CPIWatch

The outside is not suitable for weights under 60 kg

A friend told me that although 4 isn’t very good at coding, they’re particularly knowledgeable about feng shui. I asked them to assess the feng shui of my home, especially the layout of my study, and what they told me left me completely dumbfounded.

Every chart at do or die levels pretty much. Crypto showing some relative strength considering how hard S&P is shitting itself today.
S&P needs to hold 770-765 or likely everything enters deeper correction territory.