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🚨 Brent crude just surged above $111/barrel.
3 things to watch:
1. Inflation risks rise
2. Fuel costs could climb
3. Markets face fresh pressure
Oil is back in focus.

Jealous of this guy—he’s set for the rest of his life. No need to work hard anymore.

Huang is once again restoring the market’s faith.
Recently, AI chip and data center stocks have faced a collective sell-off, and the market has begun to worry about the debt burden and financing costs of AI infrastructure. Jensen Huang continued to rally everyone in Europe, saying that the current market turbulence will eventually pass, AI will transform every industry and every country, and we are still at the starting point of this revolution.
However, what Wall Street is worried about now and the question Jensen Huang answered are no longer entirely the same.
The market has not suddenly dec

Scumbag Watch: BTC Update 10.17
Bitcoin hit a high around 82800 yesterday, then dropped to 80800. The Scumbag’s strategy seems to have been pretty accurate, but after opening a position, the Scumbag felt the entry wasn’t ideal and didn’t continue. Last night, when the price reached around 82500, the Scumbag didn’t open another position either.
I wonder if any fellow Scumbags followed along.
Now let’s see how things go next week. The big bullish candle from 9.18 is currently providing support, and it has held several times already. Of course, we can’t rule out the support failing and the price

$BASED is making the original idea look increasingly wise.
So far, I’m happy with this trade. The results are good. My watchlist today is: $BT and $ARIA .

This round, keeping only 5 strong signals: ZEREBRO, STRK, TIA; 2 longs and 3 shorts. Watch volume and structure before making a move. Last round: 5 wins, 1 loss, +56.3%; currently holding 4 positions, averaging +0.6%. AGT, BASED, and Q are all in the red; continuing to monitor. 🎯 Last round’s returns: AGT entry $0.0403 → exit $0.0444, 5.0x, gained +31.4%; BASED entry $0.0558 → exit $0.0558, 5x, gained +3.0%; Q entry $0.0599 → exit $0.0606, 5.0x, gained +9.5%━━━ Market outlook ━━━BTC $8,568 -0.8%, with short signals more concentrated; negative funding rate data is currently unavailable, and ca

$AGT It doubled in a day, surging to 0.0732, and is now at 0.0672. Chasing at this level means becoming exit liquidity.
24h trading volume is 479 million. Turnover is intense, but the daily chart is already overextended. There’s no sign of sustained inflows of new capital on-chain; this is pure sentiment trading.
My plan: don’t chase. Wait for a pullback to the 0.052–0.055 range and buy in batches, with a stop-loss at 0.046. If it breaks below that, this rally was just a one-day wonder. First take-profit on a rebound at 0.068, then the previous high at 0.073. Keep the position under 20%.
If it

. $Q U.S. stocks have broken below; if they don't recover by Monday's close, it's not a good sign
The family of origin is still relatively resilient $BTC
Those who bought the dip yesterday are still holding; gold and healthcare are doing okay, while AI hardware is hurting a bit

Can i get a GN? ⚡️

MSCI’s new rules could squeeze Strategy’s Bitcoin buying machine
MSCI is moving to remove non-operating companies from its Global Investable Market Indexes, and the final list of affected constituents will be announced on Nov. 11. For Michael Saylor's Strategy, the move threatens access to billions in index-linked capital at a time when MSTR shares are trading roughly 69% below their peak.
On Oct. 15, MSCI announced the new methodology, which takes effect after the Nov. 30 market close. Under the framework, companies first face a screen for substantial operating assets. Those that fail will th

$ZEREBRO Halved in 24 hours. I was still adding to my position at 3 a.m., and now my hands are shaking.
I went long yesterday at 0.052 and watched it get slammed from 0.0597 to 0.0322. I added to my position twice along the way, bringing my average entry to 0.043. My mindset while holding? Just betting on a rebound, but the more I bet, the deeper I got in. Trading volume of 200 million shows lots of people are exiting, but plenty are buying too. Still, being wrong about the direction is being wrong.
Lesson: Adding to your position during a plunge is a major mistake, especially without a clear

#每周来晒 #沃什IMF讲话
Warsh’s IMF Remarks: Can Bitcoin Sustain Its Recovery, or Is Another Pullback Coming?
Kevin Warsh’s IMF fireside chat has given financial markets another reason to reassess the Federal Reserve’s next move. With inflation remaining elevated and the Oct 27–28 FOMC meeting approaching, traders are trying to determine whether monetary policy will remain restrictive or move toward another rate increase.
My interpretation is that Warsh’s message was cautious rather than clearly dovish. He emphasized price stability, avoided promising a specific policy decision, and discussed artifici

a bit scary that nobody I respect agrees with me here oh well gl

In the morning, I turned on my computer but didn't put my hand on the keyboard
$XAU 4173.35, up 0.25% net over 24 hours; the screen looked frozen
Last night at 22:00, a volume-backed surge to 4205.65 got pushed back, leaving a long upper wick
For the rest of the night, nine candles ground in place, barely going anywhere—I yawned watching them
Resistance above at 4205.65, support below at 4155.55
0.77% left to the top, 0.43% to the floor
Odds of 1.81 to 1—reaching in would just mean handing money to the market
The 20-day moving average at 4180.21 is overhead; funding is zero, so nobody owes any