The laptop tax is 5%.
They have already earned 14wu from taxes on buying and selling.🤣

@HunterBiden It really is a 100x coin—you fleece investors even more ruthlessly than Trump.
Biden must truly be proud to have a son like you.

if you're holding $LAPTOP, you should sell
the airdrop wallet holds $7,921,882,000 ($7.9 billion dollars) worth of tokens
every @HunterBiden subscriber is receiving $400,000 and instantly selling
maybe there were no 'insiders' because it's a fairlaunch, but I'm sure team created a million paid substack accounts
so far, around $3,000,000 has been sold by 'subscribers'

shorted some OIL here at $96

I had just switched the app to the background, and it shot right up—was it playing hide-and-seek with me? When I opened the chart this morning, $WLD was still consolidating at the bottom. Looking at the intraday chart, I thought: with this bottoming range and buying pressure quietly strengthening, how does this look like it’s about to crash?

That dip right after the open was a gift of an entry, so I went long at 0.3669. To be honest, I wasn’t expecting it to take off immediately—I just felt this was a position worth trying.

Then I switched back just now and took a look: 0.453 had taken my

INJ reclaim range low at $6.33 and break $7.5 - I see expansion.
$INJ

$SNDK The daily chart remains in a perfect bullish alignment: EMA7 (1712), EMA25 (1605), EMA99 (1580), and EMA200 (1564) are all below price, RSI is at 60, and the primary uptrend structure remains intact. However, the four-hour chart has fallen below EMA7 (1746) and EMA25 (1743), with pullback momentum still ongoing; the one-hour and 15-minute charts are fully bearishly aligned, with RSI at 35 to 38, so the short term remains weak. This week's 100-point pullback is exactly 36.6% of the rise from 1548 to 1821, landing near the Fibonacci 38.2% retracement level (1717)—the bulls' last respectab

$ETH IS AT A KEY DECISION ZONE
TRENDLINE_BREAK: YES
VOLUME: CONFIRMED
CURRENT_STRUCTURE: BULLISH
ETH is holding above the demand zone after breaking the descending trendline.
BULLISH_CASE:
Hold demand zone
Continue higher
BEARISH_CASE:
Lose demand zone
Retest breakout structure
The next move could decide the short term trend.
#GateGoldCFDExclusive5xLeverage #SpaceXMarketCapBackto$2Trillion #LAPTOPAirdropLiveTonight

September 9, 2026 (Wednesday) ETH Futures Directional Trading Strategy Reference
ETH is currently fluctuating roughly within the $2,480–$2,520 range (intraday high around $2,520–$2,530, low around $2,440–$2,480), overall in the upper-middle of the $2,370–$2,550 consolidation range. After recently retreating from near the early-September high, it continues to repeatedly test the area near key resistance.
Brief Market Background
• Macro and sentiment: The situation in the Middle East, rising oil prices, and market caution regarding inflation and Federal Reserve policy remain factors; Friday’s C

$SOPH has fallen below the key level of 0.0076. The bears currently have a significant advantage, and this pullback has been quite severe, but it still has not broken below the bottom of the daily bullish candle, so this uptrend is not over yet.
Those taking a cautious approach can wait and observe. I don't think this is the low yet, so don't rush in too early to catch a falling knife.
Altcoins are driven by sentiment in the short term and capital in the long term. Although it has held above 0.051 twice, there is still no signal of an offensive move. Don't rush to enter and buy the dip; first

Breaking News
JayPee isn't eligible for the $LAPTOP airdrop!
Are you eligible?

#GateGloballyLaunchesStockEventContracts
‍Gate Stock Event Contracts: Why Volatility Regime Matters More Than Directional Conviction for 5-Minute Alpha
Gate launches stock event contracts on MU, SNDK, SKHYNIX, and Unitree with no leverage/margin on 5/15-min cycles. But predicting direction in micro-cycles isn’t about fundamentals; it’s about exploiting volatility compression/expansion patterns within defined time windows. The real edge lies in validating whether current market structure supports predictable mean reversion or trend continuation at these granular intervals, not debating long-te

Went long on Dogecoin. Holding Micron, waiting for the market to open.

PSA do not buy shit assuming I launched it because I didn’t, you can send me fees I’ll take the free money but expect this to go to zero

If you wanna purchase the $LAPTOP memecoin, go to:
Then click on BUY NOW
Then, you can select to get it from:
- Aerodeome Finance
- Pump Fun
- FOMO
Currently, liquidity pool for the token is very low. Swaps may fail or lead to major losses.
GOODLUCK 🫡

The market is bad today, and I’m bearish. It just hasn’t been able to go down tonight. If the stop losses on these two trades get hit today, I’ll call it a day and trade again tomorrow.

The altcoins took me out...

No vision, can’t hold, the profit on this move is as thin as paper, but I’m absolutely loving it.
While everyone was still waiting and watching, I noticed that $OKB had been moving sideways on declining volume, while buying pressure was quietly getting stronger. This kind of bottom signal is the easiest to overlook. By the time it starts moving, it’ll be too late to enter, so I opened a long position in advance.
Looking back now, the price surged from 96.30 to 114.48, showing +462.51%. It was truly sluggish at first, but the breakout feels truly sweet 😏. I got the timing right, and even breat