#晒出我的合约收益 Shitcoin, the more I think about it, the angrier I get$MAGMA

“billionaire” btw

August 30–September 5, 2026 Gold Countertrend Position-Increasing EA Live Trading Execution Calendar

🟢 $UNI LONG
🎯 Entry: 5.204 – 5.219
🛑 Stop Loss: 4.835
🎯 TP: 5.362 - 5.776 - 6.040

▌$20k in principal, $2.83 million in unrealized profit
▌Only trades during FOMO
▌Has no social media accounts
▌Promises not to livestream with his face shown or call trades
@DumbCrayonEater is definitely one of the most mysterious FOMO traders

Before placing a trade, first identify the trading timeframe and clearly assess the current market structure.
Do not panic and rush into a position at the first sign of market fluctuations. Keep your hands steady and patiently wait for a signal.
When the market has not been confirmed, it is better to stay on the sidelines than to act blindly.
Before opening every position, be sure to determine your risk-control stop-loss level in advance.
Understand the timeframe of the market you are trading, and hold the position according to that timeframe.
Do not trade impulsively or rely on luck; risk con

Looks like I'm going to need to start using @MapQuest again. At least they aren't directly violating the 1794 Treaty of Canandaigua.

After the correction, it will still rise. Figure 2 shows the start of the bull market’s rise in November 2022.

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Come on, let’s congratulate Xueyuan, who recently joined us, on capturing 1,000 points of room. Everyone who watched my livestream yesterday knows that after our 77,000 long position set up on Friday was banked, we reversed into a short around 77,600. We then gave another long entry at the current price, and when the price pulled back, reversing into a long was an easy win. Going long and short back and forth was incredibly profitable. Friends whose 77,000 position had not been banked in the evening also captured 1,500 points of room—just 500 points less than those who reversed into a short in

Ethereum ETH (Daily Chart) Market Analysis
On the daily chart, the price has formed an oscillating pattern within an ascending channel. A complete rebound began from the previous low of 1503, and the current price is holding above the 2406-2440 range support, around 2453, the 50% Fibonacci retracement level of this rebound. This is the short-term dividing line between bulls and bears.
The strong support zone below is 2185-2227, which is the lower boundary of the range plus the 38.2% retracement level. If it breaks below this zone decisively, the ascending channel will be invalidated and the ma

Alphabet has gone 74 sessions without a one-year high, last set in May 2026 at $403. It sits 13.9% below that level.

I was just about to go to the forum and rant, but then I saw my balance. Never mind—the market is always right.
During the repeated intraday swings, $FARTCOIN looked like it hadn't eaten every time it bounced. The overhead resistance was obvious, and the volume hadn't followed through, so I directly placed a short and waited for it to perform. Some people were still shouting about a breakout at the time; I was getting anxious just watching them. With this kind of volume, how far could it possibly break out?
After grinding around for ages, it finally cooperated. The price is now 0.19038, and I

I just hit refresh, and it shot up as if I had startled it. While it was grinding out a bottom intraday, I watched the buying pressure on $BTC strengthen and decisively opened a long position. It’s now at 78169.3, up from 63014.1, with a return of +4182.88%. That was a very satisfying bite of profit. I caught the rhythm perfectly—it feels great. The earlier grind was maddening, but now it feels great.

It’s better to miss a limit-up move than to catch a falling knife and end up covered in blood. I’ve already taken +4182.88% in profit, and moved the stop-loss on the remaining 20% to the entry

Let’s give everyone something shocking: [坏笑]. Let’s review this week’s highlights!
8.24-8.28 was the final week of August, and as scheduled, we also gained 359 Dian Space. Of course, there were some minor regrets, but as always, the overall momentum remained very strong!

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I guess it's time.. ethereum:0x7cf9a80db3b29ee8efe3710aadb7b95270572d47