I woke up to find that my wife had kicked me under the bed, and she won't even talk to me. Can everyone help me figure out why?
1. I didn't hand in my homework last night
2. She found out that I got liquidated on bitcoin:native

26.8.19 Daily earnings: 28 yuan
This money isn't even enough for a KFC meal 🥲
$Venuscoin
0x5460b5e88799d27bbdf8a210926c17dec18d7777

369k Vimps until 8th of September
nice numbers for sure
& only GOD may know

#BTC升破69000美元日内涨幅6.43%
BTC previously mentioned that if the price broke above $6,4000, the market trend would shift from bearish to bullish. The current rally has reached around the EMA52 price on the 3D chart, with close attention on the pullback in the $69,000-$69,500 price range.
This rally has mainly been driven by short liquidations. The real test is whether forced buying can give way to genuine demand—that is, whether real buying can continue to power the market after the short-squeeze “stampede effect” ends. Also watch the support zone at $67,000-$67,800: as long as it holds, the adjus

🚨🔥 $XRP JUST ENTERED A VERY INTERESTING REGULATORY ZONE — AND THIS TIME, THE STORY IS BIGGER THAN PRICE. 👀
🇺🇸 THE CLARITY ACT IS BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
Trump has recently pushed Congress to move forward with the CLARITY Act, while major crypto industry leaders — including Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse — were present at the White House.
That matters for $XRP .
Why?
Because the CLARITY Act could bring much-needed regulatory clarity to the U.S. digital asset market and establish clearer boundaries between the SEC and CFTC.
And XRP is one of the assets that could attract significant attention

I watch the market every day until one or two in the morning. Yesterday, I happened to go to bed a little earlier. Before going to sleep, I closed my long at 1,936. When I woke up at 3:30, ETH was at 2,100. Then I opened a short at 2,233 and almost got liquidated. I’m really, really exhausted. Can someone like me really make it to the end?

Ohh, chef's kiss 🧑‍🍳
$btc

【$MAGMA Signal】Long + strong 1H/4H breakout
$MAGMA RSI 1H 72.86, 4H 75.48, with resonance in the overbought zone across both timeframes. Deep imbalance -29.58%, with sell-side depth clearly suppressing buy-side demand. 4H MACD bullish momentum is expanding, while 1H momentum is contracting. Short-term inertial surge phase. Funding rate 0.0305%, with moderate leverage costs. OI is stable, with no significant position exits.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Trigger condition: Place long orders in the 0.2246141 - 0.2252900 range
🛑Stop-loss: 0.2230371
🚀Target 1: 0.2286693
🚀Target 2: 0.2303590
🛡️Trade manage

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$troll

$ETH
Ethereum experienced a sharp rise on August 19th following the US Treasury Department's decision to expand its bond repurchase program. The price surged 19.5% in 24 hours, reaching $2,286, before briefly climbing to $2,334 during the day before pulling back slightly.
The direct trigger for this move was the Treasury's decision to increase the amount of long-term bond repurchases to $4 billion per transaction. This move lowered long-term interest rates and increased demand for risk assets. In Ethereum's case, another factor contributing to the rise was the liquidation of approximately $5.

🚨 President Trump called for rapid action on the Clarity Act during a major crypto summit, aiming to cut through the fog for the industry. Will Congress deliver? 🏛️ $BTC #CryptoClarity

🚨 BTCUSDT 4H — BULLS ARE IN CONTROL, BUT DON’T CHASE!
Bitcoin has made a powerful breakout, pushing from the $64K–$65K zone toward $71K. The 4H structure is strongly bullish, with price trading well above MA5 ($68.0K), MA10 ($66.3K) and MA30 ($64.4K).
📈 Bullish Setup
• Resistance: $70.1K → $71.1K
• Break & hold above $71.1K could open $72.5K–$74K
• Support: $68.0K → $66.3K
• Major support: $64.4K–$65K
• MACD remains strongly bullish, confirming momentum.
⚠️ Key Warning: RSI is extremely overbought (RSI 91.6), so a short-term pullback or consolidation is highly possible. A healthy retest of $

It’s really hard to imagine that the U.S. president could get this far ahead.
Most government leaders are naturally conservative toward new things, but Trump not only directly brought up Bitcoin and cryptocurrency—he even touched on prediction markets.
Whether you like him or not, at least when it comes to embracing new technology and new finance, it’s truly quite extraordinary.
Hearing “prediction markets” from the president still feels pretty surreal.

JUST IN: A whale deposited 20M USDC into Hyperliquid and opened a 4x long on 20k ETH, now unrealized gains around $6.66M as ETH nudges higher. $ETH

JUST IN: A well-known trader’s ETH long remains in profit after a 17% ETH rally, with unrealized gains around $3.34M despite $31.5M in cumulative losses over the year. Could spotlight risk tilting back toward high-leverage activity in ETH? $ETH

Priced out?
You've been $troll-ed

Nearly $3 billion worth of traders’ short positions have been liquidated in the past 12 hours.
The strong rally pushing the price of $BTC close to $70K was the main trigger for this cascade of liquidations.
It has been a long time since the market witnessed such a large-scale slaughter of short sellers.

【$STAR Signal】1H volume contraction and stabilization, 4H bullish momentum remains, long plan
$STAR Funding rate 0.0358%, 1H MACD bearish crossover widening but price has not broken the previous low, 4H MACD histogram at 0.0010 shows bullish momentum narrowing, 1H Bollinger Bands narrowing with the middle band at 0.1398, current price 0.13652 between EMA20 (0.1363) and EMA50 (0.1281), order book Bid/Ask 1.20, with resting orders providing support. After rising to 0.15965 on the 4H, price pulled back, volume gradually contracted, and long-short turnover is becoming calmer.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡En