Thanks for 85K fam 🫡
Hundy roll gonna slap so hard, innit???

$ETH Now it feels like a multiple-choice question with no standard answer, but the answer won’t be found in emotions.
Here’s a verifiable update: Gate’s official announcement reads, “Gate Research: Corporate Earnings Support U.S. Stocks, KR1 Launches Ethereum Validator Nodes…” It explains why some people are paying attention, but it can’t tell us which way the price will go.
First, let’s copy down the full question: $ETH is currently at 2,423.93, down 0.75% over 24 hours. The 1-hour support is 2,393.33, resistance is 2,493.89, and current volume is 0.15 times the average of the last 20 bars.

Loved it! In crypto, every day is about missing out. Will you live in regret every day—regretting the wrong moves and even the right ones?

Congratulations, gateio, on your upcoming anniversary 🎂 #USSeptemberPPIReleased #GateWCTCS9GlobalTradingCompetition #GateBTCAndETHFuturesVolumeRanksTop3 #WarshIMFSpeech #USMemoryStocksExtendLosses

This damn market really knows how to torture people.
Yesterday and today, I kept firmly urging everyone to short. Bitcoin was still fine, rising only 1% at most, or 800–900 points.
It was just ETH that bounced around more actively, rising about 3% more than Bitcoin.
Luckily, I didn’t go long; otherwise, I’d have ended up buying near the ceiling again.
It broke below 80,000 yesterday, and I thought there would be a rebound, but the strength of this rebound was indeed higher than expected. This damn market is really something.
Today it oscillated at high levels for another whole day. I’m sure so

🚨 Brent crude just surged above $111/barrel.
3 things to watch:
1. Inflation risks rise
2. Fuel costs could climb
3. Markets face fresh pressure
Oil is back in focus.

Jealous of this guy—he’s set for the rest of his life. No need to work hard anymore.

Fed Chair Warsh spoke yesterday and gave no clear signal, and the probability of an October rate hike was cut in half.
Warsh spoke yesterday at the IMF and World Bank annual meetings in Bangkok, but didn’t reveal what would happen at the end-of-month rate meeting. CME FedWatch showed the probability of an October rate hike falling from nearly 30% to around 15%, giving the market some relief.
In crypto, BTC briefly fell below $80k on Thursday for the first time in a month, but reclaimed it in less than two hours. It’s now hovering around $81.5k, while ETH is around 2,440.
The altcoin market was

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BTC REBOUNDS FROM $80K AS NEAR SURGES NEARLY 10% — IS THE ALTCOIN RECOVERY JUST BEGINNING?
The crypto market is showing fresh signs of life after Bitcoin briefly dropped below $80,000 before rebounding above $82,000. As BTC stabilizes, altcoins are attracting renewed buying interest, with NEAR Protocol gaining nearly 10% and other tokens recording impressive recoveries.
But the biggest question remains: Is this the beginning of a genuine market recovery, or just a temporary relief rally?
1. Bitcoin's Rebound: A Critical Turning Point
Bitcoin's recovery from be

This round, keeping only 5 strong signals: ZEREBRO, STRK, TIA; 2 longs and 3 shorts. Watch volume and structure before making a move. Last round: 5 wins, 1 loss, +56.3%; currently holding 4 positions, averaging +0.6%. AGT, BASED, and Q are all in the red; continuing to monitor. 🎯 Last round’s returns: AGT entry $0.0403 → exit $0.0444, 5.0x, gained +31.4%; BASED entry $0.0558 → exit $0.0558, 5x, gained +3.0%; Q entry $0.0599 → exit $0.0606, 5.0x, gained +9.5%━━━ Market outlook ━━━BTC $8,568 -0.8%, with short signals more concentrated; negative funding rate data is currently unavailable, and ca

How are the guys who chased longs above 82500 yesterday evening doing now?!!! 😱
That market maker’s performance during the day deserved an Oscar: it played dead and moved sideways at 82180 all day, then from 6 to 8 p.m. deliberately pushed Ethereum to 2470 and Bitcoin to 82600!
How many retail traders saw that and thought, “Hey, it’s about to break out!” In a rush, they all jumped in to chase longs above 82500!
Then, as soon as the 8 p.m. candle flipped, the main players didn’t give them even a second to escape. Opening at 82598, they slammed the door shut and drove the price down hard, crash

This has to be a case of the guy cheating, being told to break up, and still refusing to leave the woman alone.
The woman couldn't take it anymore, so she got down on her knees and begged him to stop harassing her.

BTC is currently at $81,700, having retested the $81k support three times; ETH is consolidating near $2,505, with $2,650 as key resistance. Although the Altcoin Season Index is high, 20 of 26 categories are down, with localized rotation only in AI assets such as NEAR. The Fear and Greed Index has fallen from 63 to 55, with sentiment wavering in the greed zone.
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$BTW 17th wealth code chart, bulls, keep up the good work

Learn from ants’ unity,
learn from honey badgers’ courage,
learn from groundhogs’ perseverance.
With light in your heart, there’s a path beneath your feet!
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$BTC My indicator soon getting a green dot.
You know what that means?