DANCE WITH HIM!
$TROLL

🚨 Bitcoin Falls Below $77K — But ETF Demand Hasn’t Disappeared
$BTC came under pressure as oil surged toward $95 and the U.S. 10Y yield approached 4.8%.
At the same time, U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs recorded ~$217M in inflows on Aug. 31, with BlackRock’s IBIT accounting for ~$206M.
The market is now caught between two forces:
• Positive ETF demand
• Rising macro pressure from oil and yields
For BTC, the bigger question is whether institutional demand can offset a tougher macro backdrop.
Which matters more right now: ETF flows or macro conditions?
#Bitcoin #BTC #BitcoinETF #Crypto

【$CRV Signal】Long on 1H breakout + bullish MACD expansion
$CRV The 4H MACD histogram expanded to 0.0076, while the 1H price is running along the upper Bollinger Band at 0.3746. The 1H RSI is 71.61, and the buy/sell order book depth ratio is 0.72, with relatively heavy sell orders above. The funding rate is -0.0006%, with shorts paying, and OI is stable. The current quote is 0.3661; after just breaking above the previous high of 0.3696, it pulled back, with the 1H candle closing at 0.3661.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/limit order: 0.365002 - 0.366100
🛑Stop-loss: 0.362439
🚀Target 1: 0.371592
🚀Tar

BITCOIN JUST BROKE THE BEAR-MARKET PATTERN.
In past bear-market years, August was brutal: 2014 -17.55%, 2018 -9.27%, 2022 -13.88%.
But August 2026 is up around 23%, turning one of Bitcoin’s historically weak months green.
September is also historically bearish. Will bitcoin:native break that pattern too?

I just hit refresh, and it shot up as if I had scared it.
When the dump started in the early session, $SKYAI fell just short on every upward push, giving off strong bull-trap vibes. I warned then: don’t buy the dip; wait for it to rise on low volume, then short it. Market moves are waited out, and profits are held onto. From shorting at 0.06198 to 0.05033, +460.52% realized—no wasted waiting, and the timing was spot-on.
I’ve put most of it in my pocket first, closed 80% to lock in profits, and moved the stop-loss for the remaining 80% toward the entry price. For those who haven’t boarded yet,

【$ONG Signal】Negative funding rate short squeeze + 1H breakout
$ONG 1H-level breakout, funding rate at -0.1244%, shorts continue paying, and short squeeze conditions are ripe.
The MACD 4H histogram is expanding, while 1H momentum is slightly converging; the bid depth ratio is 1.14, with dense bids below. After a consecutive 4H rise, price is consolidating within a narrow range, OI is stable, price is rising on declining volume, and selling pressure is limited.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/orders: 0.1140468 - 0.1143900
🛑Stop loss: 0.1132461
🚀Target 1: 0.1161059
🚀Target 2: 0.1169638
🛡️Trade mana

JUST IN: 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' Robert Kiyosaki is $1,200,000,000 in debt.

I don't dare trade dog coins on Robinhood anymore. Although it is indeed very profitable, the fees are really high.
I made about 1,400 trades over the past two days.
Each gas purchase costs about 0.2u, not counting the platform fee of 1% and all the other miscellaneous costs.
The fees ended up being higher than the profits I earned.😭
I was originally up 300 today, but when I opened my wallet, I saw that I hadn't made a penny. I might as well just farm pools honestly.

#AnthropicSigns35BCloudDeal Anthropic Signs $35B Cloud Deal
Anthropic has reportedly signed a six-year, $35 billion cloud-computing agreement with Lambda, a U.S. cloud provider backed by Nvidia. The deal is designed to provide Anthropic with additional Nvidia-powered computing capacity as demand for its Claude AI models and Claude Code continues to grow.
The computing infrastructure will be connected to a large data center in Nueces County, Texas, being developed by Hut 8. Nvidia has leased the facility and will supply the underlying chips, while Lambda will provide cloud services to Anthropi

No trades, no analysis, just sheer luck—this track record is embarrassing to talk about. 🙈 When I checked the market after lunch, I found that $ARKM started losing momentum after rebounding to around 0.1481. The volume failed to follow, and the upward push was clearly weak—it felt like it was just one final breath short.

I casually tried a short position, and it dropped all the way from 0.109, securing a +260.51% gain. What an unexpected surprise—this move was purely the market serving me a free meal. I’ve closed 80%, with the remaining 20% protected at the entry price. Time to lock in the

🚨 BREAKING: Sony and Warner are suing Anthropic, accusing the company of using copyrighted songs to train Claude without permission.
The lawsuit names CEO Dario Amodei personally and seeks up to $150,000 per infringed work, including songs from Taylor Swift, The Beatles and Michael Jackson.

#GateFuturesRegistersWithCFTCJoinsNFA
GATE FUTURES ENTERS THE U.S. REGULATED DERIVATIVES WORLD — THE REAL STORY IS WHAT COMES NEXT
A major development for Gate has arrived, but the headline only tells half the story.
Gate Futures LLC, Gate’s U.S. subsidiary, completed registration as an Introducing Broker (IB) with the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) and became a member of the National Futures Association (NFA).
For some people, this may look like another regulatory update.
I see it differently.
This is about Gate establishing a formal foothold inside one of the world’s most

Will you watch Gal Gadot movie "Bitcoin"
(Produced with the help of AI)
I plan to.

I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice the meat to the heavens, but the ritual failed and the meat roasted itself😂 When $APT plunged intraday, its rebound lacked strength. Every push upward fell just short, and volume failed to follow. The setup felt all too familiar, so I went straight in short. Nailed it—from 0.9133 to the current 0.5499, +2824.85% is already in my pocket. It was truly sluggish at first, but once it broke out, the payoff was truly satisfying. This trade feels great. Take some profit first: close 80%, move the stop-loss on the remaining 20% closer to the entry pr

There's now a 59% chance Bitcoin will be above $82,500 this month.
$BTC

【$USELESS Signal】Long - Negative funding rate + buy on pullback
$USELESS RSI 4H 80.40, after spiking to 0.126 on the 1H chart, price pulled back to 0.1138, with short-term resistance from the upper Bollinger Band. Bullish momentum on MACD across both timeframes is contracting, and volume is cooling in tandem. Depth imbalance is -17.97%, with thick sell-side orders creating clear resistance to chasing longs. The funding rate is -0.0173%, shorts are paying to hold positions, and OI is stable, with no signs of collapsing support below. Enter via limit orders at 0.11366-0.11400, anticipating a sec

This isn’t a rebound; it’s just a tube being inserted into an account that was about to flatline.
A few days ago, I took one last look before bed. The signs of a bull trap were strong, resistance above was obvious, volume failed to follow through, and the upward push lacked conviction. The market looked lively, but it was actually just supplying ammunition to the bears. The 0.002429 short position reached 0.001768 today, delivering a +665.28% return. The sleepless nights were worth it—feels damn good.
Close 80% first, and use the entry price to protect the remaining 20%. Even if it rebounds, d

Bullish on today
Bullish on builders
Bullish on frens
What #memecoin are you bullish on?