Buying fat bag of $PUNCH LAST TIME CALLED AND IT DID 50x

New card, new interface.
Coming soon @0xinfini

gm,
is a good day to have a good day. and to do something ridiculous.
🐸

I’ve just created a new chart analysis assistant; click it in the website’s navigation bar to access it.
This is a specialized AGENT with an embedded knowledge base, and I trained it for a long time.
It currently does not support mobile devices and is only adapted for PC; regular users have a daily limit.
This is AI’s reference for entry points to go long on Micron $MU in the short term. You can also try it yourself.

Ladies, Erdan has started posting analyses again 😂, and my first reaction after reading this one was: is copy trading really being explained in this much detail now?
In the past, many analyses basically only gave you a direction, and you had to figure out the rest yourself. But this time, Erdan laid out several key levels directly: where you could consider opening a long position, which range requires defensive caution, and at what level the previous long thesis would need to be reassessed if the decline continues. Basically, everything was explained clearly.
I personally like this style beca

Pinging all bitcoin:native bulls, are you still around?
I hope to see a rally next weeks towards 72k area, so I can short the fk out of Bitcoin IF we reject and print a new weekly LowerHigh.
Hey bulls, bring it, but I guess you're too weak nowadays :(

CRASH: Over $130 BILLION has been wiped out from the Japanese stock market today

Market Snapshot
$BTC: $64.1K
$ETH: $1.89K
Crypto MC: $2.279T
💠 Michael Saylor says Strategy will continue defending STRC near $100, using company resources if necessary to protect par.
💠 The tokenized RWA market has reached $44.7B, with Ethereum leading at $23.3B, according to Token Terminal.
💠 Aave founder Stani Kulechov says Aave V4 active loans are nearing $150M, approaching an all-time high.
💠 Trump’s approval rating has fallen to a record-low 33%, per Reuters.
💠 Jane Street added $630M in Bitcoin ETFs during Q2, bringing its holdings to $1.06B after cutting exposure by 71% in the

#Japan5YearYieldHitsRecordHigh
Japan’s 5-year government bond yield has reached a record high, sending another important signal to global financial markets. The move reflects a major shift in investor expectations around Japan’s monetary policy, inflation and the future path of interest rates.
The 5-year Japanese Government Bond yield briefly reached around 2.18%, a record level, before easing slightly. At the same time, Japan’s 10-year yield climbed to about 2.945%, its highest level since 1996.
Why does this matter?
For years, Japan was one of the world’s biggest sources of ultra-cheap mone

#Japan5YearYieldHitsRecordHigh
Japan’s 10-year government bond yield has moved to 2.945%, rising 2.5 basis points today and reaching its highest level since September 1996.
At first glance, a move in Japan’s bond market may look like a regional story, but the impact can extend far beyond Japan. Government bond yields are closely connected to borrowing costs, currency flows, institutional positioning and global liquidity. When yields rise significantly in a major economy such as Japan, investors may begin to reassess the return they can earn at home compared with assets overseas.
One of the mo

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May we all grow into the people we most want to be, and let all the past struggles and scars become medals for never having let ourselves down.

Given Sandisk’s current setup, after the breakdown mentioned this afternoon and holding below 1700, looking toward 1650 along with the trend would be conservative. Targeting below 1600! $SNDK

Add some $Robo

Cards Against Humanity really knows how to troll!
Right next to SpaceX’s Starbase, on its own land, it’s crowdfunding a monument to Musk.
The name of the monument has already been decided, and it’s brutally direct:
“Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends”
Translated, that means—
“Musk, you pathetic little bitch with no friends”
For just $10, you can join the “Insult Memorial Design Committee” and help come up with terrible ideas.
This isn’t just online trash talk—they’re actually going to build a physical monument so Old Musk will see it every day when he drives to work, annoying the

💰 With a whopping $4.8 billion in cash, Michael Saylor's strategy pivots on flexibility amid a rough market. But is this enough to turn MSTR's 38% drop around? 🤔 $BTC #CryptoStrategy

$BTC 1-Year Net Realized P/L has flipped negative, now sitting near -354K BTC
But this is NOT capitulation yet.
→ 2015: -3.7M BTC
→ 2019: -4.0M
→ 2023: -4.3M
Losses are rising. The real pain is still far from historical extremes.