Tell a joke
One night before going to bed, a couple imagined how they would live after getting 5 million.
They ended up getting into a huge fight over how to split the money, and the police had to settle it.🤣

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These numbers deserve attention because they raise an important question: Is capital preparing for the next major market move, or simply waiting for greater econ

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I just checked Satoshi Nakamoto's wallet address: it holds 1.09 million coins, $BTC . At the current price of $82,880, they are worth $90.8 billion.
Looking at the wallet activity, someone is constantly sending Bitcoin to his wallet every day, causing the amount of Bitcoin in it to keep growing.
The most notable incident in the past two years was when someone sent 26.9 BTC directly. Because the amount was so large, the entire crypto community was shocked at the time.
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#eth Watching him get an early start, sprint ahead, and lead all the way
Until at some point, I saw the big brother seemed to be plotting something and figured out most of it
So I didn’t dare follow. Rather than spend money and struggle to push it up, it’s better to wait until the leader is ready to exert force, then ride the wave wildly

Imagine selling before generational wealth

On October 14, the U.S. CPI data will be released. On October 28, the Fed will announce its rate decision. Two macro bombs will both detonate within one month
CPI higher than expected → reinforces expectations of another rate hike before year-end → a stronger dollar and higher U.S. Treasury yields → risk assets come under pressure, and BTC could retest $80,000 or even lower.
CPI lower than expected → weakens the need for rate hikes → risk assets get a window to catch their breath, and BTC could challenge the 83,000–84,000 resistance zone again.
The U.S. September CPI data will be released. Thi

In the last cycle, BTC rose 7.8x, but the process was far from easy.
Each pullback was around 20%, and there were countless pullbacks.
It didn’t go straight up in one move—it rose for a while, plunged for a while, then rose again.
It’s not that many people had never bought; they simply couldn’t hold on.
A 20% pullback is just normal in a bull market.
If you can’t withstand the volatility, you won’t capture the final multiple.
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All desires are shackles; good enough is enough!

Most coins getting three year price targets still return nothing to the people holding them.
Only one on this list is paying holders today.
$HYPE
Protocol revenue: $1.4B+
Spent on buybacks: $1.26B+
Supply bought back: ~14% of circulating
Roughly 97% of fees flow straight into continuous buybacks.
At a ~$19B market cap, this is not a narrative. It is a cash flow engine running every single day.
Now compare the rest of the list.
$ONDO still has roughly half of its 10B supply locked, with large yearly unlocks running into 2029. Strong RWA story, real dilution risk.
$TAO is cleaner. Emissions come

📌 Bought for one million, then looked back and realized it was worth 100 million: the most painful “sold-too-early memento” 😂
In the JD showroom, a sentence stands beside an Audi Q7:
“A car worth 100 million.”
The story circulating online goes like this:
Back then, a longtime employee sold part of their JD equity in exchange for this car.
Later, when JD went public, that equity would have been worth over 100 million if it had never been sold.
In other words—
The car didn't rise to become “one small goal,”
what really went crazy was the stake traded for the car back then.
When people in crypt

Bitcoin plunged, then made a super V-shaped reversal
It has rebounded from 80K to 83K
The familiar pattern again
As long as it holds 825, further rebound should not be a problem