I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice the position to the heavens, but the ritual never happened—the meat cooked itself. With the screen glowing green, $XAU struggled to rebound; every push higher was pressed back down, and the intraday chart was firmly capped. I knew the bears still had a shot. I shorted at 4510.00 and held it to 4437.48, +149.47%—nailed the rhythm on this move. I pocketed the bulk first, securing 80% of the gains, and moved the stop-loss on the remaining 20% to breakeven so I wouldn’t give the profits back. Don’t lose patience in a range, then try to win back yo

What do you all think of the erotic burial-shroud market? A racy grand funeral would definitely have a market, right?

$PROM /USDT Perp – "Rejection at Averages – Short"**
**Trading Plan Short $PROM
Entry: 6.30 – 6.35
SL: 6.45
TP1: 6.15
TP2: 6.12
PROM is down -9.85% at 6.251, failing below the Middle Band (6.297) after the 6.997 high. MACD is bearish. The 6.448 Upper Band is the ceiling. TP targets the 6.146 Lower Band and the 6.127 low.
#GateLaunchesJapaneseStockTrading

#Crypto friends, the chart shows it has been thoroughly shaken out
Yesterday’s pump was because #牛来 was listed for futures trading
As a Chinese-language token and a coin-stock MEME, it will naturally have some volume
But it did not fall further today, so I think this is a good entry opportunity
Just click the link to go directly there👇

This bit of red makes me nervous. I always feel like it’ll come to its senses tomorrow and kick me out. When I checked the chart right after lunch, funds were quietly entering and the buying support was obvious, so I went long with the momentum and entered at 0.04895 without hesitation. It’s now at 0.05327, +422.36%—time to treat myself to a good meal.

Experts die trying to catch the bottom, and retail investors perish chasing trades; smart people live in the moment. Take profits when it’s time—I’ll close 80% first, move the stop-loss on the remaining 20% up to the entry price, and keep a sm

I did absolutely nothing—just went to the bathroom, and when I came back, the candlestick chart had already done the work for me 😏.

During the repeated intraday swings, $DASH was still hovering at high levels. The push upward was weak, while the selling pressure grew more aggressive with each wave. Seeing how weak the support was, I immediately opened a short position at 43.24. I wasn't expecting much, but when I came back to check the chart just now, the price had dropped straight to 40.84, +267.29%? This was a seriously juicy profit 🍗.

The market is waited out, and profits are held ont

Gate contract newly listed: $MARSCOIN
🔹 Trading pair: $MARSCOIN / $USDT
🔹 Trading time: Now live
🔹 Supports 1 - 20x leverage
Trade: https://www.gate.com/zh/futures/USDT/MARSCOIN_USDT
More details: https://www.gate.com/zh/announcements/article/101428

Weekly Macro Outlook: U.S.-Iran Conflict Tensions Resurface, Nonfarm Payrolls May Reverse Rate-Hike Expectations
August 31, overnight and this morning, the U.S.-Iran conflict resurfaced, with the United States launching a surprise attack on the Strait of Hormuz, followed by an immediate Iranian counterattack. Crypto and stock markets fell noticeably as a result. This week, the direction of the U.S.-Iran conflict will once again become an event that the market must closely monitor. However, some market analysts said that this conflict may be limited in duration, and that the United States will

#AIStartupsRaise400BInSixMonths
$400 Billion in Six Months: AI Funding Has Entered a Completely Different Era
AI startup funding is no longer just a strong venture-capital trend. It has become one of the defining capital-allocation stories of 2026.
According to Dealroom data, AI startups attracted approximately $399 billion in venture funding during the first six months of 2026. If that pace continues, the sector could approach roughly $798 billion for the full year, compared with about $215.9 billion during 2025. That would represent an extraordinary acceleration in capital flowing toward ar

$Bull is coming—trash, hurry to zero.

#RobinhoodChainDailyRevenueSurpassesEthereum
Robinhood Chain surpassing Ethereum in daily revenue is a notable development for the blockchain industry. It is more than just a revenue milestone. It highlights how quickly newer blockchain networks are competing for users, liquidity, transactions, and real on chain activity.
Ethereum has long been one of the leading blockchain ecosystems for decentralized applications, DeFi, stablecoins, and smart contracts. For a newer network to exceed Ethereum in daily revenue shows that the competitive landscape is becoming much more dynamic.
The key point i

JUST IN: Hyperliquid launches Pons (PONS) perpetual with up to 3x leverage; mark price around $0.33 and funding at -0.0823%. Open interest sits near $525k. $PONS could see short-term volatility as funding remains negative.

#CandyDrop1BTCForOldUsers
1 BTC CandyDrop Is Live A Comeback Reward Built Specifically for Existing Gate Users
Gate has launched a special CandyDrop 1 BTC Reunion Event for existing users, giving eligible early users a chance to participate in a shared 1 BTC reward pool through a simple futures-trading task. The campaign runs from August 25 to September 8, 2026, making it a limited-time opportunity rather than an always-available reward.
The most interesting part is the low participation threshold.
Eligible users only need to complete at least 1 USDT in futures trading volume, calculated from

Buy just $2000 of each and put it in a cold wallet
Thank me later

🚨 CRYPTO BUYBACKS HIT RECORD $640M!
90% driven by Hyperliquid & pumpfun.
↳ Supply reduction
↳ Price support

#Gate7DayNetInflowsTop3 Gate’s 7 Day Net Inflows Top 3 is an important signal for anyone watching where capital is moving across the crypto market. Net inflows are not simply a number on a dashboard, they can provide valuable insight into user activity, market confidence, and the growing demand for a trading platform.
A strong seven day inflow trend suggests that capital continues to enter the ecosystem rather than simply moving between existing positions. This can reflect increasing participation from traders, stronger market activity, and greater confidence in the products and opportunities

This trend is so obvious I don’t even need to think—the account is dancing by itself. During the repeated intraday swings, its rebounds were weak, support was lacking, and volume failed to follow through. It was clearly a false rally, with no sign of a genuine reversal. I went short immediately, without hesitation. Going long during a weak rebound is just handing money to the market makers.

Entered at 0.000003530, now at 0.000003432, with +203.01% secured. Feels great—staying up late wasn’t for nothing. Market opportunities come from waiting, and profits come from holding.

Close 80% first,

Guys, I tried this download tool, and it’s honestly kind of ridiculous.
It’s called cobalt: open source.
Drop in a link, and it downloads videos, audio, images, and GIFs directly—no ads, no tracking, no registration or subscription, and none of that disgusting paywall nonsense.
The 42.3k stars on GitHub weren’t earned for nothing.
But don’t be fooled by “downloads from the entire internet”—I checked, and it mainly supports around twenty sites like YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and Reddit.
That’s enough; being clean is half the battle.