$PI What, don’t you even have anything to say?! I’m really losing it! I’m so scared you’re secretly stacking Pi behind my back—my phone gets so hot from mining, credit cards get swiped to the limit, and each of you turns into a bunch of debt-ridden bums! By how many percentage points do you think the country’s GDP would drop? Do you know I dreamed last night that the statistics bureau came to talk to me? Say something! Quick—say something! You can at least say one thing—does this thing actually have a way to be cashed out or not? If not, then why are you all still squatting there clicking lightning every day? You’re just waiting for the next generation to come and pay the debt, right? I’m begging you—wake up, stop mining. If you keep going, you won’t even be able to afford the Wi‑Fi bill at home! Say something, okay? I’m so scared…