🤣🤣🤣Can’t stop laughing, brothers!


Is this guy’s mouth fitted with a switch? He just finished saying “Tonight might see a brutal strike against Iran again,” and right after that he adds, “Every time gasoline prices rise, it’s only up by $2—no big deal.” So you’re firing shots while also controlling the market, huh 😷?
WTI rockets straight up—74→75.48, up more than 7%. Brent surges above $79. Oil tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz is basically at a standstill—so far today, only four ships have passed. Iran is also defiant: if you dare to strike again, we’ll shut down the strait.
But the most insane part is BTC—U.S. stocks are down, oil prices are up, and the whole world is in panic, yet BTC is stuck at 62000, not moving no matter what! ETH is also hovering around 1730. The bulls are waiting for a breakout, the bears are waiting for a plunge, and the big-market player is calmly munching popcorn, watching the show.
Will “the smart guy” strike tonight or not? Can 61000 hold?
BTC-1.98%
ETH-2.04%
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