Last night I came across a thread about modular DA, and all those letter-number acronyms made my eyelids start twitching. The devs were excited like they’d found a whole new continent, but me—an old bagholder like me… well, it feels like I kind of understand it, but also like I don’t.

Honestly, every time I think about adding to my position, I freeze—am I really getting something, or am I just being pushed along by the vibe of “everyone’s talking about it”? The lesson from my last FOMO is still fresh: what I chased wasn’t information—it was the anxiety in the group chat at 3:00 AM.

Forget it, I’ll go to sleep first. The narratives change faster than my alarm clock, but my DCA alarm has never once gone off wrong.