HOW TO BE A PROFITABLE TRADER 👇

> Ensure you skip proper research and buy solely based on hype
> Always do whatever your emotions tell you to. FOMO, panic sell, revenge trade 👍
> Fullport into one coin/token. Diversifying is for the weak.
> Use max leverage and ignore risk management. Life itself is a risk; don't be a pussy.
> Leave most of your money on exchanges. I mean, why would you choose to hold the keys to your own funds when you can give it to someone else?
> Click every link you see on the internet. Humanity is full of good strangers who want to make sure you get rich by all means.
> Rotate as much as you can. Constantly buy and sell asap if you feel like it. We have freewill for a reason.
> Don't give a fuck about taxes and fees. Why should you bother doing basic math? You're a crypto trader, not a damn physicist.
Generational wealth is for the brave. I wish you good luck.
This is satire.