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. @Enter_Elysium officially launched a few hours ago and here's how it's going:
The trenches wasted absolutely no time getting active.
➜ Around $31M in 24-hour launchpad volume already.
➜ Roughly 31,000–32,000 token launches recorded.
➜ Over 90,000 tokens tracked across the ecosystem.
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On the launchpad side, three are fighting for dominance:
➜ Ascend: ~$8.8M volume, with $AETHER among its leading tokens.
➜ Montra: ~$8.1M volume, with $EACCAT leading its side.
➜ Volta: ~$3.6M volume, with $VOLTA getting plenty of attention.
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On the token side, these are your best picks:
➜ e/acc: $5.6M MC.

The main problem with crypto is the quality of the people in it.
Everyone is so fucking selfish, greedy, and short-sighted in this space.
This guy, Slingoor, just ruined his reputation over what?
He already made ~$660k from callouts and fees.
He had a massive audience, influence in the trenches, and a rock-solid community.
What more do you need?
Nah, he just had to be a retard and sell his entire $BTC position, nuking the chart from ~$9M market cap to almost nothing.
He also dumped around 230 other coins in a matter of minutes, extracting roughly 7,713 SOL (~$689k).
All the trust he has built

Can't imagine how Lori Huang feels right now.
Imagine just being a young woman in college, and some guy keeps finding excuses to spend time with you.
He charms you into doing homework together every Sunday.
Keeps pursuing you, keeps showing up, keeps trying until you eventually fall in love with him.
First you were lab partners, then lovers, then husband and wife.
You spend decades building a life together.
You watch him go from an ambitious engineering student to one of the richest and most influential men in the world.
And now, after 43 years, you find out that he has been unfaithful.
Afte

Tf is Elysium and all you should know about it
Elysium is a new L2 built by Kinetiq, the team behind kHYPE, specifically for the Hyperliquid ecosystem.
It's built using Arbitrum Orbit, settles to HyperEVM and is designed to handle high-volume DeFi activity without putting more pressure on HyperEVM.
A few things worth knowing:
➜ HYPE is the native gas token, bridged 1:1 from HyperEVM. No new gas token.
➜ It's fully EVM-compatible, so existing wallets and Solidity apps can work with it.
➜ It's targeting 100–200ms blocks and up to 300 Mgas/s throughput, roughly 100x HyperEVM's capacity.
➜ The foc

TODAY IS THE DAY FOR $RYFT.
The presale closed yesterday at 193% oversubscribed, with more demand than the available allocation.
This is truly insane and impressive considering the current state of the market/trenches.
All buyers got in at a 10% discount to the TGE price, and their tokens will be fully unlocked at launch.
$RYFT will launch on Robinhood Chain with an initial mcap of around $10.5M, based on ethereum:0x32b053f2cba79f80ada5078cb6b305da92bde6e1's roughly $12M valuation when trading stopped.
Don't forget that this is the ethereum:0x32b053f2cba79f80ada5078cb6b305da92bde6e1 team that

A lot has happened with robinhood:0x000050e18ffa3f8f7ad170eb9cef160eb3ed1111 over the past few weeks:
The token is now listed on Robinhood's Crypto Assets page (more visibility).
Around 42.1M tokens (4.21% of the total supply) have now been burned.
The platform has recorded roughly $35M in volume across launched coins and close to 1,900 launches in its first three weeks.
Also, a few things are cooking:
1. The team is working on a web app rewrite with a cleaner interface, better alpha feed and improved mobile experience.
2. More stock pairs, multi-pair payouts and additional LP tools are also

OVER $1 TRILLION WIPED OUT OF TECH STOCKS IN A SINGLE DAY.
The US stock market is dumping hard today, with tech stocks taking the biggest hit.
The Nasdaq is down roughly 3%, the S&P 500 is down 1.9%, while the Dow has lost around 1%.
This means over $1 trillion in market value has disappeared from the Nasdaq 100 and other major tech stocks in just one trading session.
And this is because investors are starting to question all the money these companies are throwing into AI.
People are getting worried (reasonably so) that these companies are spending billions on AI infrastructure without seeing

You know there'll be a second RobinHood run.
You know things might get even more parabolic than the first.
What you don't know is what you should be bidding.
Let me help you:
➜ $CASHCAT - no explanation needed
➜ $PONS - still the leading launchpad
➜ $AI - i believe there's a bounce coming
➜ $TIBBIR - didn't pump to $200M for nothing lol
➜ $BONER - hate to say it, but memes will pump first
➜ $WALLET - similar to tibbir
➜ $ORBIO - solid ai inference play on the chain
➜ $BUN
➜ robinhood:0x18e674231a58c239dc7daedcffe15ec3a24cff5c - top play in the uni v3 hooks narrative
➜ robinhood:0x000050e18ffa3

Yesterday, Mika, @mikadontlouz, made what might be the biggest mistake of her career.
She launched a Solana memecoin called $MIKA, and it quickly ran to a $1.6M market cap.
A while later, she tried posting the CA but "accidentally" posted the private key to the dev wallet holding roughly 50% of the supply instead.
Within 90 seconds, someone dumped around 500M tokens for about $40k.
$MIKA crashed nearly 99%, leaving the market cap around $85k.
Mika says it was a copy-paste mistake, but not many people are convinced.
She then hosted a space and proceeded to crash out on everyone.
Another L for S

Let's start the day with a look at what Smart Money is bidding.
Seeing some familiar names here like $UBIK, $CASHCAT , solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR, with $STONKBROKER taking the lead ($51K inflow in 24h)
Seems there's renewed interest in $STONKBROKER (up 33% on the daily) after yesterday's Robinhood earnings call.
Vlad Tenev talked about devs building programmable stock tokens and tokenized options on Robinhood Chain.
Funny enough, @OxSimpleFarmer has been working on exactly this with SOLO Vaults, which are set to go live next week.
The product lets users write and buy to

Window for accumulation is here - don't miss it
916 days past 2024 halving - all three cycles found their bear market bottom by this point.
Shortterm BTC holders are realizing severe losses, bleed is squeezing them out. This often happens close to the bottom.
ETF flows slightly shifting positive from last week. First signs of reversal.
🔸Total (ALTS) MC excl. BTC sitting at 1D 200ema, great support. Sweep and back above possible.
Fundamentally sounds lookin alts with catalysts ahead which I am looking into from majors:
$LIT $ETH the-open-network:native $ONDO $ZEC
All of them should outpe

I don't know about you but if:
➜ a whale just bought $100K worth of a coin a few hours ago in this market
➜ burns are happening multiple times per hour with 3.6% of the total supply already burned
➜ the platform has already done $28M+ in volume across launched tokens
➜ over 1,200 tokens have been launched
➜ the product is live, with trading fees feeding into the burn mechanism
And the token is just a few weeks old, I'd be pretty bullish.
$TORCH to Valhalla.

If you're wondering why $WORM pumped ~300% yesterday, it's because Vlad liked one of its posts.
$WORM is a security layer for AI agents making on-chain transactions, with its own launchpad that scans tokens for hidden instructions before agents interact with them.
The fact that Vlad is still active in the trenches, liking posts around projects like this, is a good sign that there's still solid interest in agentic finance and what people are building on Robinhood Chain.
The rumors about the massive Robinhood grant is looking truer every day.
Not holding $WORM, but rn it is currently 5x below it

Yesterday, $PONS recorded its lowest day of revenue, earning just $30,000.
A few months ago, it was pulling in almost $6M in a single day, and in September alone the protocol made $137M in fees.
So, the question on everyone's mind is: where exactly did all that liquidity go?
EXTRACTORS.
Last month, @WazzCrypto exposed an operation linked to 53 launches on Robinhood Chain over two months, with around $18.43M extracted.
$18M meant to circulate in the ecosystem.
$18M meant to go into the hands of true believers and committed devs.
$18M removed from Robinhood Chain forever.
They allegedly sniped

One of the most assymetric RWA bets you might not want to miss
RWA sector is printing multi-billion AUM. The gap is the alpha.
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Building since 2018.
>$88M+ raised across 60+ institutional deals.
>Live exposure to T-bills, private credit, corporate bonds, and BTC real yield.
🔸Q4 catalysts:
>Agentic Vaults scal