That day, on a whim, I decided to buy a fleshlight.

I saw a review that said: Pleasure is just pleasure,
it can't kiss me,
it doesn't have wet hair after a shower,
it can't sit in bed and give me that mischievous look while watching me,
it can't cuddle with me while watching Clannad,
it can't eat the meals I make,
it can't share two cups of milk tea with the same flavor,
it can't go to Disneyland with me after dinner for a slow walk,
it can't point at strangers on the street with me,
it can't plan the cities we want to visit in the future,
it can't raise a cat with me.
No matter how tight it sucks, what's the use?
Wuwu meow 🥹