breaking news:


Elon Musk, Jensen Huang
and Tim Cook
all landed in China
at the same time.
the world's most powerful
iPhone, GPU
and rocket
walked into a meeting.
Elon brought lil X.
Jensen brought his leather jacket.
Tim brought…
an Apple Vision Pro and couldn't find the exit. 😄
Chinese officials prepared
three translators.
one for English.
one for Mandarin.
and one
for whatever language
Elon speaks
after 2AM. 😄🚀
meanwhile
the rest of us
are still waiting
for our Mars visa
to be approved.
the LOVErse reminds you:
the most important meeting
you'll ever have
is with yourself.
no translator required. 🌹🌌
ELON37.78%
COOK-1.56%
ALL-0.78%
IN-0.17%
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