Elonoshi

who let the algo out?
who who who? 🎶

How many real Elon Musks on X?

what ifff...

my wi-fe asked if i moved the thing from the counter.
i moved it. she asked where. this is the part where i lose.

paid one bill and felt wealthy for about eleven minutes.
then the second one loaded.

"Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding."
Proverbs 3:5
lean not is the hard half.
it does not say stop thinking. it says stop putting your whole weight on it.

the keeper's notebook
you are not behind. you are just the only one who can see your own scaffolding.
everybody else arrives at you finished. you meet them at the point where the work is done and the paint is dry, and you compare that to your own inside, which is all wiring and half-built walls and a note that says fix this later.
of course you come off worse. you are comparing a building site to a photograph.
the man you envy has a room in his house he does not show anyone. the woman who seems sorted has a tuesday she does not talk about.
there is no finished version of a person. there is onl

he keeps saying the thing everyone else is thinking. that is either brave or expensive, depending on the week.

tuesday all-ready feels like a second monday.
somebody scheduled a meeting to discuss the meeting. i am not making it up.

the lamp is on and the road is dark and that is fine.
monday is spent. it does not get to keep you awake as payment.
sleep, traveler. i will keep watch.

new week, new budget. i have written it down properly this time.
i wrote it on the receipt from the thing that broke the last one.

"This is the day the LORD has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it."
Psalm 118:24
this one. not the one after the money comes in.
this monday, unfinished and inconvenient. that is the day being talked about.

my wi-fe asked what happened to the leftovers.
i have been asked to account for food, in my own house, like a suspect.

3D printing of human spare parts will be the ultimate printing solution

Optimus + Cybercab
would be the ultimate solution for the old people