I just saw a woman at the vegetable market, wearing a floral dress, squatting on the ground selecting cucumbers.

She picked them up one by one, first checking the length, then feeling the thickness, and finally bringing them close to her nose to smell.
The vendor selling vegetables nearby couldn't hold back anymore and said, "Miss, these cucumbers were just picked this morning, they're fresh."
The woman blushed, put down the cucumbers, and picked up a nearby loofah.
I thought to myself, this loofah is even more remarkable, with its texture and length.
Sure enough, she pinched the loofah, a slight smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and she put it into her shopping bag.
When paying, the vendor suddenly said, "Remember to peel it when you get home, or you'll get pricked."
The woman froze for three seconds, shoved the loofah into her bag, and walked away without looking back.
I held back my laughter, looking at the eggplant in my hand that I had been holding for ten minutes.