Mars HR department


just released
the official rejection letter:
"Dear Earth Applicant,
after careful review
we regret to inform you
that your application
to relocate to Mars
has been denied.
reasons:
• still attached to opinions of others
• Wi-Fi dependency: critical
• drama production: excessive
• L❤️VE capacity: untested
we wish you well
on Earth.
please reapply
when you're ready
to be real.
sincerely,
Mars Colony Alpha 🚀
P.S. — the LOVErse
all-ready pre-apbroved
your soul.
your ego
filed the appeal." 😄🌹
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