Family members, look at that "Number One Landlord" Tom Lee from Bitmine, putting on a top-tier "Versailles" show again!

He just bought over 26k ETH last week, and he's still acting all aggrieved, saying "I bought too slow," complaining that the pace of scooping up 100k ETH in a week has slowed down.
Good grief, this isn't just buying coins—it's clearly complaining that his printing press isn't running fast enough!
The craziest part is, his small goal is to lock 5% of the entire network's ETH into his own safe by the end of the year.
Right now, he's holding 4.7 million ETH, collecting rent, earning an annual interest of 350 million USD.
It feels like he's planted a whole mine in his backyard, with Bitcoin and ETH working for him, all under the banner of "Because my family is so rich, everything looks cheap to me."
Tom also set a "dating threshold" for ETH: if it can stay steady at $2,100 by the end of May, then the "Spring of Crypto" is officially the wedding night.
In today’s market, this little devil, in front of such a giant, is just a lottery that might or might not hit the jackpot on time.
While we’re here trembling over a few points of fluctuation, he's thinking about turning all the ETH in the network into his private property.
This kind of arrogance—"As long as I like it, the whole network is mine"—really makes us small retail investors drool and slap our thighs.
Since the big boss has already made it clear he wants to be the "Ethereum King," we need to stay calm and hold steady.
Let’s see how this "landlord's crazy hoarding" act will dazzle everyone in the end—tell me in the comments, do you think ETH can give the boss this face by the end of May? #Gate广场五月交易分享 #TROLL两日涨超160% #Polymarket每日热点 $ETH $SAGA