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a TeXan, a New Yorker
and a guy from California
landed on Mars together.
the Texan looked around
and said:
"this reminds me of my backyard.
I'll build a ranch."
the New Yorker said:
"location is everything.
I'm calling my realtor."
the Californian said:
"the vibes here are off.
I need to sage this planet
before we do anything."
Elon showed up
4.20 minutes later
in a Tesla.
no seatbelt.
eating a taco.
tweeting about it
in real time.
he looked at all three of them
and said:
"I already sold
the naming rights
to this colony.
it's called
Mars-a-Lago now."
the Texan nodded.
the New Yorker called his lawyer.
the Californian
started a petition.
somewhere on Earth
the rest of us
were still arguing
about whether Mars was real.
meanwhile
the LOVErse
was quietly building
a colony
where the Wi-Fi is free
and nobody
talX about
real estate. 😄🚀🌹