Do not call physicists, biologists, engineers, astronomers, atmospheric scientists, or anyone trained in actual scientific investigation to understand what these UAP might be.

No, the best approach is obviously to interpret them through a Bronze Age religious text written by people who did not know about bacteria, viruses, electricity, gravity, evolution, galaxies, plate tectonics, DNA, or modern cosmology.
Because when faced with an unknown phenomenon in the sky, why use spectroscopy, radar analysis, sensor calibration, aerospace engineering, psychology, atmospheric optics, or physics?
Much better to consult a worldview from a time when disease was explained through spirits, the universe was imagined as a small dome over the Earth, and lightning was still divine anger.
This is exactly the problem. Instead of treating UAP as an empirical question, people immediately drag it into mythology, demons, angels, prophecy, and ancient symbolism.
That does not clarify anything. It just replaces investigation with superstition.