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Yellow hair, oh yellow hair—just when Iran had barely loosened its conditions with you, crypto friends finally managed to catch their breath. ETH and BTC had just started to stabilize a bit, and you come in with something like this?
Saying that “hostilities ended on April 1”—wow, the timing is locked down tight. Right before the day before the 60-day war powers expire, you hurriedly call a stop, and then you call it a “reset countdown.” Isn’t that basically like playing a game and exploiting a bug to keep the timer going forever?
Do the Senate Democrats question it? Question away—have fun first and talk later.
The problem is this: just after Iran on that side loosened things up and the market showed signs of warming, your letter saying it could “restart at any time” is basically another bomb thrown into the crypto market. So yesterday ETH missed the exit, and today you’re coming to get revenge on the whole market, right?
Yellow hair, are you here shorting the market? 😅$ETH