Trump is “making stories,” and the crypto world is “really crashing”

Trump: “Iran is collapsing! We’re asking you to open the strait!”
Iran: I never said that.
Axios: He definitely didn’t say that.
Analyst: Iran isn’t collapsing at all—it can still tough it out for two more months.

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Meanwhile, ETH bulls:
Brother Maji’s liquidation price is 2224, and ETH has just hit 2256.
Just a few dozen dollars away—water is already up to the neck.

Trump is doing something abstract in red states, while the crypto bulls are truly suffocating in their long positions.

You make up your “Iran is collapsing,” and I liquidate my contract positions.
You say, “I believe they can do it,” and I say, “I’m about to not be able to hold it anymore.”

Iran can still smuggle things, float their positions, and speak Persian to collect tolls.
All that’s left for crypto bulls: holding the order, and topping up margin.

Please, yellow-haired guy, please, market—stop hyping it.
This isn’t “going to collapse”—it’s already collapsing, rubbing back and forth on the brink.

You say “hand on the trigger,” he says “high alert.”
And me—
The mouse hovering over the close position key, my hand trembling, my heart turning cold.
$ETH ‌