After American Wang Shuiniu came to China, girls lined up to have fun with him,
with some even getting abortions for him; rumors say Wang Shuiniu has AIDS.
Look through the photo album, and don’t be the sucker who ends up taking over.

August 16 Market Update: BTC is forming a bottom in an extremely narrow range around 6.26W, with weekend liquidity tightening—how should we respond on the eve of a major move?】
📊 Today’s key data:
• BTC spot price: ~$62,550 – $62,700 (24H volatility has contracted sharply, with price continuing to trade sideways in a narrow range above 6.25W)
• Macro background: The market is in a macro data vacuum, with global funds entering a defensive wait-and-see mode. Market focus is gradually shifting toward the global central bank annual meeting (Jackson Hole) later this month.
• Derivatives data: Fund

📉 $2Z – Early downtrend continues
🔴 2Z SHORT
🎯 Entry: 0.04893 – 0.04908
🛑 Stop Loss: 0.05025
🎯 TP: 0.04776 - 0.04652 - 0.04528
🧠 Plan & Logic
Both the 15‑minute and 5‑minute charts are locked in a clear downtrend, confirming bearish pressure across short timeframes. Price action is reacting near an important level, so risk management matters here. The setup depends on confirmation around the entry zone and follow-through after the move.
Trade 2Z here 👇 📉 🔻

JUST IN: South Korea short selling in equities climbs despite a rebound in markets. If stock shorts keep rising, it could signal continued caution around risk assets. $BTC ? $ETH ?

🔗 LINK IS MOVING AGAIN: CHAINLINK IS PUSHING TOWARD $10
Chainlink’s $LINK has gained strong momentum over the past week.
LINK is currently trading around $9.45-$9.50, with CoinGecko showing roughly 14% weekly growth and a market cap above $7 billion.
📈 THE RECOVERY
After spending time below $9, LINK has moved back toward the $10 psychological level.
The recent strength comes alongside continued Chainlink development around cross-chain infrastructure, tokenized assets and institutional financial applications.
Chainlink’s own updates also highlight new integrations and financial-market use cas

🐕 DOGE TODAY: CAN THE MEME GIANT BREAK FREE FROM $0.07?
Dogecoin is trading around $0.070 today, with the price showing relatively quiet movement around this key psychological level.
🔎 THE INTERESTING PART
DOGE recently found support around $0.068, while $0.074-$0.075 has emerged as an important resistance area.
🐋 Large-holder accumulation has also attracted attention, with reports of whales adding around 180 million DOGE during the recent recovery attempt.
If buying pressure continues and DOGE can clear $0.075, the recovery could gain momentum.
But failure to hold the $0.068 area would wea

$PIXEL Up 13% in 24 hours, like picking money off the ground—but don’t rush in just yet. Is this a rebound or a trap? It bottomed at 0.0045 yesterday and is now at 0.0051, meaning each lot is up 13 points overnight. Trading volume is $7.3 million—just the right temperature, but nowhere near boiling.
Put plainly, this is a hot-money game: small-cap coins pump fast and dump just as fast. If you’re itching to try, test the waters with a small position, set your stop-loss at 0.0048, and get out immediately if it breaks. Don’t get attached. Take profit at 0.0055—cash out when it gets there, and don

Morning fam happy Sunday
Who’s active? WL Giveaway coming Soon 🔔

#GateLaunchpool141MDOS
Gate Launchpool is once again bringing fresh opportunities to the crypto community, and is one campaign worth keeping on the radar.
Launchpool events are interesting because they give users a way to participate in the early stage of a new project through a structured campaign on Gate. Instead of simply watching a new token enter the market, eligible users can take part in the Launchpool process and potentially receive rewards based on the campaign rules.
For MDOS, the key thing is to understand the campaign details before participating. Check the official announcement f

Starting today, I’m launching a new daily series!
From now on, I’ll test @BONKUJI_inu’s Gacha to see whether it’s actually easy to draw from, recording the results directly every day to see how much the long-term tested hit rate differs from the official odds 👀
Because I prefer Japanese Pokémon cards, I’m currently taking on the 100U Japanese PTCG Gacha 🇯🇵
The 100U OPTCG Gacha will also be launching soon; once the card machine is available, I’ll switch over to One Piece
Card machine information
💰 100 USDC / Pull
📊 Expected Value: 104.57U
♻️ Buyback Rate: 88%
Official odds:
Common 42%｜Unco

Technical Outlook: XRP Consolidates Near Major Support as Bears Maintain Control
XRP is trading around $1.0367, continuing to consolidate near the lower end of its recent range. Price is currently sitting around the 20 EMA, but remains below the 50, 100 and 200 EMA, keeping the broader market structure bearish.
The $1.005–$1.025 region remains an important demand area. XRP needs to reclaim the nearby resistance cluster before a meaningful recovery can develop.
📈 EMA Structure
20 EMA: $1.0367
50 EMA: $1.0808
100 EMA: $1.1619
200 EMA: $1.3522
XRP is currently trading around the 20 EMA, showing

#我的七夕交易分享 JPMorgan upgraded Sandisk to “Overweight,” setting a price target of $2,250, sending its stock surging 7%.
JPMorgan said that after attending Sandisk’s (SNDK-US) 2026 Investor Day, it upgraded Sandisk from “Not Rated” to “Overweight” on August 14 (Friday) and set a December 2027 price target of $2,250, implying 37% upside from Friday’s closing price.
Analyst Harlan Sur said Sandisk is well positioned to capture NAND demand growth driven by AI inference, supported by long-term supply agreements and technological upgrades, including its recently sampled BiCS10-generation products. Sand

$AKE Keep holding and don't sell; won't sell without a 100x return.

Rate Hike Uncertainty Persists: Behind the 33% Probability, the Market Still Hovers Outside the “Safety Line”
Although a series of relatively soft macroeconomic data has recently prompted Wall Street traders to sharply reduce their bets on a September rate hike by the Federal Reserve, the standoff is far from over. According to the latest data from CME FedWatch, the probability of the Federal Reserve raising rates by 25 basis points in September currently stands at 33.1%. Although this figure has fallen sharply from the 75% high reached in late July, objectively speaking, it has still not full

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On days when I don't post updates, I'm still gambling on futures contracts, damn it!
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Not much—just an ordinary person's lifetime savings, 100k!
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JUST IN: Galaxy Research lowers 2026 CLARITY Act passage odds to 10% due to political/division hurdles; Senate action expected after September recess with a tight window to move forward. $CLARITY

₿ BTC TODAY: BITCOIN IS STILL FIGHTING AROUND $63K
Bitcoin is trading near $63,000 today, with the latest data showing BTC around $62.97K-$63.09K. The 24-hour move is currently close to flat.
📊 TODAY'S PICTURE
BTC is moving in a tight range around the $63K level.
🔹 Current: ~$63K
🔹 24H high: ~$63.1K
🔹 24H low: ~$62.85K
🔹 Key psychological level: $63K
The recent price action shows that buyers are defending the $63K area, but BTC still needs stronger momentum to move decisively higher.
⚡ WHAT TO WATCH
A sustained move above $63.1K could give buyers some short-term strength.
On the other ha

Challenge: Turn 100u into 100ku. Today is Day 9, and the account currently has 548u.