Should I update this $BTC simulation?

This trend is so obvious I don’t even need to think—the account is throwing its own party 😂

Now $PUMP has reached 0.005114, with +273.52% credited. Feels really good 🚀—the timing was spot-on, so all those sleepless nights weren’t for nothing. After dragging on for so long, only once the move played out did it become clear who was swimming naked.

A few days ago, I took one look before bed. The pullback held, the bottom consolidated sideways, and it was obvious someone was supporting it, so I opened a long around 0.004917. The risk-reward at that level was great; even if I was wrong, I wo

“ I got A list KOLs lined up”
the A list KOLs:

I was just about to go rant on the forum, but then I looked at my balance and thought, forget it—the market is always right. The short order I placed before bed a few days ago ran into a comfortable position on its own while I slept. The market was still grinding at high levels back then, with weak rebounds, and every push upward fell just short. I warned not to chase longs and to watch for selling pressure first. Now it’s nailed: entry at 0.21896, current price 0.13118, return +983.06%. This profit feels great. Follow the rules with the position: close 70% first, move the stop-loss on the rem

You have 100K USDT to spend on #crypto , what would you accumulate?
1. ripple:native 6. $PEPE 11. terra-luna:native
2. $DOGE 7. $TROLL 12. solana:6AJcP7wuLwmRYLBNbi825wgguaPsWzPBEHcHndpRpump
3. $WKC 8. $KENDU 13. solana:eL5fUxj2J4CiQsmW85k5FG9DvuQjjUoBHoQBi2Kpump
4. solana:DezXAZ8z7PnrnRJjz3wXBoRgixCa6xjnB7YaB1pPB263 9. ethereum:0x95ad61b0a150d79219dcf64e1e6cc01f0b64c4ce 14. $VRA
5. $DOG 10.#FLOKI 15. You write

Many people still don’t know the full story behind this.
Mr. S from Wuhan blackmailed Jing Tian with private videos for 22 million yuan. Jing Tian reported him to the police, and Mr. S was arrested and sentenced to 7 years. He is probably still serving his sentence.
From the 22 million yuan, to the finance person’s later 80k yuan, and then Brother Sun’s 30 million yuan, it is truly not easy to get money out of Jing Tian. Even Sun Jike couldn’t get that much—otherwise, why would he have ended up having to mortgage the videotapes?

I was just about to curse a little, but then I looked at the account. Never mind—it can pump however it wants; I’ll shut up. 🚀
A few days ago, before bed, I placed an order at 63014.1 to buy $BTC . The bottom was moving sideways, and the key level was as solid as an iron plate. I said at the time that at this level, the only thing you could lose was time, not money. When I woke up and checked, the current price was 78176.3, with +4184.59% in hand. That says it all. ✅
Take profit on 80% first, and move the stop-loss on the remaining 20% up to the entry price. Don’t let the range wear down your

how much you wanna bet that this plumber is over 30 y/o?

I almost got out early—if I had left on that move, I really would have been kicking myself. The hardest part of taking a position is holding on, but fortunately I waited it out in the end.
A few days ago, there was clearly someone buying the dips during the downward moves. Every time it was smashed down, it was quickly pulled back up. I felt something was off—the buying support was not what you would expect before a drop. I decisively went long, entering at around 0.004946.
It has now reached 0.005007, bringing this trade's profit to +81.83%. Wasn't I grinding through the earlier consolidation

CRYPTO THINGS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED — LAST 24 HOURS
The headline isn’t a new altcoin partnership. It’s capital rotating from bitcoin:native into $ETH while macro risk builds beneath the market.
🧵👇
1/3 — ETF MONEY ROTATED FROM bitcoin:native TO $ETH
On 28 August:
🔻 Spot Bitcoin ETFs: $201.9M net outflow
🔺 Spot Ethereum ETFs: $102.1M net inflow
$ETH attracted fresh institutional capital while bitcoin:native funds recorded their first outflow after nine positive sessions.
That is relative strength—not proof of a permanent trend. Watch whether the divergence continues next week. Bitcoin flows |

What #ticker could 100x next?

No big-picture conviction, can't hold on; the profits on this trade were paper-thin, but I love it to death. After all, being able to walk away with something in a downtrend is a skill.
While everyone was still watching from the sidelines, I was already saying the rebound lacked momentum and volume hadn't followed through. A push higher is pointless if no one is there to take the other side. It sounded like empty talk at the time, but now it's all proven right.
Following it from 0.5128 to 0.4945, with a +253.21% return—feels amazing. It was truly sluggish at first, but the result is truly swee

【$SOL Signal】Long + 1H bullish alignment/short squeeze from negative funding rates
$SOL 1H bullish alignment, with price holding above EMA20 and clear buying support. The 4H MACD green bars are narrowing, showing weakening bearish momentum; the 1H histogram is recovering, indicating a short-term momentum shift. Selling pressure -7.15%, funding rate -0.0138%, with shorts paying and support for downside wick absorption. OI is flat, with the market building momentum.
🎯 Direction: Long
⚡ Entry/Limit Order: 104.6551 - 104.9700
🛑 Stop-loss: 101.7107
🚀 Target 1: 109.8590
🚀 Target 2: 112.3035
🛡

$BTC Signal: 4H bearish continuation, order book depth imbalance
$BTC Order book depth imbalance -15.64%, with one-sided selling pressure. The 1H MACD histogram is narrowing, indicating limited rebound strength. RSI 54.84, not yet in the overbought zone. The 4H Bollinger middle band is at 78725, while the current price is tracking near the lower band. The funding rate is 0.0099%; leveraged longs are under no pressure, but OI remains stable, with no short-squeeze momentum for now.
🎯Direction: SHORT
⚡Entry/Limit Order: 77928.740 - 78159.800
🛑Stop Loss: 78941.398
🚀Target 1: 76987.403
🚀Target

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I need a #1000x.
Shill me.

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No trading, no analysis—just sheer luck. Even saying these results out loud feels embarrassing. Actually, it wasn't entirely luck: while the market repeatedly fluctuated, $TAC kept struggling around 0.003206. Every upward push fell just short, and the trading volume was pitifully low. I judged it to be a paper tiger and directly positioned for a long. After lunch, I checked the chart and the current price had already reached 0.002404, with +329.64% in the bag. The return has me feeling uneasy, afraid the market will realize what's happening tomorrow and blacklist me. I'll close 80% first; for