Wintermute received 2.5M $LAPTOP from the Laptop Token team and is now dumping it on-chain.
So far, Wintermute has sold 466,255 $LAPTOP ($2.08M) at an average price of $4.47.

I wasn’t watching the market or thinking about it; it was jumping around on its own, as if working overtime for me. When $TUT was just starting to bounce symbolically after the early-session sell-off, I took a look and saw that the resistance above was firmly capping it. Almost everyone who rushed in to catch the falling knife was bound to get trapped. After placing a short at 0.034866, I went off to take care of other things.

When I came back, the current price was already 0.023479, with a return of +323.92%. This short position feels great. Don’t be greedy for the last bit—close 80% first,

UNI at $6.66—would you dare buy it?
Look at the surface first: bullish catalysts are piling up, yet the price refuses to rise.
What happened over the past month? After the Fee Switch was activated, the annualized burn volume surged from $200 million to $250 million, Robinhood Chain contributed nearly half of protocol fees, and Arthur Hayes bought 240k UNI OTC. The price violently rallied from the $3.6 bottom to 7.48, more than doubling.
And then? It pulled back from the highs and traded sideways in the 6.55-6.96 range. The trend remains intact, but the short term needs a shakeout.
First: The F

Saw a screenshot in the group showing a $200 purchase of $laptop 。。。。。

Someone just made over $1M on @HunterBiden’s $LAPTOP in just a few minutes!
Trader 0xa5019 spent 100 $ETH ($249.8K) to buy 9,124 $LAPTOP, then sold 8,480 $LAPTOP for 472 $ETH ($1.18M).
He still holds 644 $LAPTOP ($110K), bringing his total profit to over $1M.

Preheating always ends in failure, without exception. Fortunately, I didn’t participate.

#晒出我的持仓收益 I think he will surprise me in the next 3 days. We can wait and get rich together！！！！！！！！！！！

$ZEC
Institutional capital is rushing in🔥
Grayscale's Zcash ETF surpasses $500 million in assets
Privacy coins have officially secured their entry ticket to Wall Street
ZEC has been truly outrageous lately
Grayscale's Zcash ETF (ZCSH) has only been listed for about two weeks
Yet its assets have officially surpassed $500 million
It currently holds more than 550,000 ZEC
Accounting for approximately 3% of ZEC's circulating supply
Just a few days ago
ZEC was still wildly battling around $1,000
But this morning it broke its all-time high
Touching 1,265
And just now it broke through again, reachin

Hunter biden sub-stack subscribers are the biggest winners.
$10 a month for $64,000 airdrop ( price at all tome highs )

Why is everyone ignoring the 1h setup forming right under SYMBOL's nose?

$ETH /USDT - LONG

Trade Plan:
Entry: 2501.87 – 2510.09
SL: 2466.54
TP1: 2535.56
TP2: 2555.29
TP3: 2584.87

Why this setup?
Why now? The 1h price sits at 2505.98 inside a defined entry zone of 2501.87 to 2510.09, placing the trigger exactly at the midline. The 15m RSI reads 52.86, signaling neutral momentum that can flip bullish without being overextended. The 1h ATR of 16.435043 defines the volatility envelope, sizing each move for realistic targets. The daily trend is bullish, confirming that the 4h structure is ali

$BTC below the 2-year MA is generally a good time to buy.
Still buying more every week.

The recent market can be summed up in four words: Anyone can do it! During the day session, just sell high and buy low within the range given earlier; clear everything before the U.S. market opens, then position again after the data! The live account has now doubled across the board, and the shorts mentioned earlier were also fully closed, pocketing a thousand points—collecting 6000U! There are no open positions now. We’ll position again after the U.S. market session!

Most traders are about to get wrecked by SYMBOL right now

$CRCL /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: N/A – N/A
SL: N/A
TP1: N/A
TP2: N/A
TP3: N/A

Why this setup?
Why now? The 1h ATR is unavailable, meaning volatility has collapsed and a squeeze is imminent. The 15m RSI sits at 63.49, showing momentum is still leaning bullish but nearing exhaustion, which sets up the perfect reversal entry. The daily trend is range-bound, confining price between levels and increasing the probability of a sharp breakdown from the current 98.26 reference zone. The invalidation level is N/A, which means the stop

$BULLA Short position opened successfully

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$LAPTOP is currently 90% down, just after launch.
Sorry if you bought this shit, was expecting low float.
Please where can i short this garbage

#GateEventContractTradeSharingChallenge
BTCUSDT.P — 3 LONG SETUPS ALREADY PLAYED OUT, NOW WAITING FOR THE NEXT ONE 📈🔥
BTC has been giving us a very interesting price-action sequence.
Instead of chasing every candle, I have been following the structure step by step: demand → reaction → BOS → pullback → continuation.
And so far, we have had three long opportunities back to back.
Now the important part is that I am not forcing the fourth entry.
I am waiting for the market to give the same confirmation again.
🟢 LONG SETUP 1 — FIRST REACTION FROM DEMAND
The first opportunity came after BTC push

No, would anyone really ape into this $LAPTOP ?